Wight Puns

A list of puns related to "Wight"

The undead not having to factor food and shelter into their cost of living is a clear example of wight privilege.
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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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Halloween is all about wight pride.
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👤︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
📅︎ Jul 28 2018
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When your pun becomes your business - spotted on the Isle of Wight. I reckon that this time next year, they will be millionaires... imgur.com/MAA6njW
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👤︎ u/facepalmfarm
📅︎ Dec 12 2016
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Who needs R's anyway, am I wight?
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👤︎ u/jonnyiscool28
📅︎ Sep 25 2014
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I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.

I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door

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👤︎ u/ATX_Stig
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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Tell me something about the British islands. No hurry.

No rush at all. Isle Wight.

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👤︎ u/Mickets
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Why didn't the Chinese twins become ghosts when they died?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wight.

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👤︎ u/89iroc
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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What do they call an unfair advantage that the undead have?

Wight privilege.

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👤︎ u/trash_can_not
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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The most recent Game of Thrones episode was too dark and it was hard to see. I just wish some of the undead were wearing heavy armor and wielding swords. Then we'd be able to see just fine.

Because they would be Knight Wights.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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My dad dropped this last night.

I was wearing Wilson socks, and they have a big 'W' on each of them.

Dad walks in and sees them:

"What does that stand for?....Weft and wight?"

Doubles over in laughter at his cleverness.

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👤︎ u/positiveside
📅︎ Dec 16 2013
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They are making a Game of Thrones movie about the Army of the Dead members who become astronauts.

It's called The Wight Stuff

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👤︎ u/markydsade
📅︎ May 10 2019
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I've always wanted a narrow land bridge between Hampshire and an island off the south coast of England.

I'm dreaming of a Wight Isthmus.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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Driving Instructions

So yesterday I was giving my dad directions while he was driving and I told him to take a right at the next light. The street he happened to be turning onto was called Dwight so he answers back:

"At Da wight?"

Yes dad....

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👤︎ u/weramonymous
📅︎ Feb 21 2014
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Why are there so few Chinese necromancers?

Because two Wongs can't make a wight

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👤︎ u/Semi-Hemi-Demigod
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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