Whistling duck Puns

A list of puns related to "Whistling duck"

Did you hear about the man who couldn't stop blowing his "duck call" whistle?

He was addicted to quack.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Mar 03 2022
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A piece of motorway, a dual carriageway and a pavement were having a drink in a pub.

Then a section of green section of tarmac walked in, wearing a day-glo t-shirt, holding 5 glow sticks and blowing a whistle. At once the pavement ducked under the table and hid. The other 2 asked him why he was hiding. "That guy's dangerous" he said, "He's a raving cyclepath!!"

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👤︎ u/M1n1b1ker
📅︎ Jan 25 2022
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