When you are on welfare in Hawaii, you get free pineapple.

It's called being on the dole.

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👤︎ u/Ycarusbog
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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What did welfare give the Gator?

Gator-aide

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What does an alligator get from welfare?

Gater-aid

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👤︎ u/fadedcut
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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So There's A Bee's Nest In The Front Garden

My mum called a beekeeper, who was keen to come and take them away before something bothered the nest. So keen, he set off from 20 miles away at half nine at night. My dad's comment?

"Well of course he's keen, he's got some freebies!"

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📅︎ Jul 08 2016
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I have jokes about unemployed people.

Bah, nevermind. They hardly ever work.

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