I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.

It’s a small scale operation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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Dad Joke at a Diner

Dad gets short changed on his fried shrimp at a diner. He calls the manager over and the following exchange ensued:

Dad: "I order this dish all the time, and today I noticed there's fewer shrimp than usual..."

Manager: "I'm sorry sir, but we don't go by how many shrimp for the order, we go by the weight."

Dad: "Well, I waited..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baron_Brouhaha
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2014
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