Type 2 Diabetes Puns

A list of puns related to "Type 2 Diabetes"

My dad, type 2 diabetic, after 11 months of suffering chemo/radiation treatment for pancreatic cancer, 5 months after he was told the surgery failed and it was terminal. Brother reads off the back of a Sweet'N Low packet "...been determined to cause cancer to laboratory animals" Dad snaps back

"Bullshit! I've been using that stuff for years and...(looks at 13" scar across his stomach from whipple procedure to remove tumors, looks back at family for effect) oh... shit..."

Never lost his great attitude towards life, family, and people in general. Always quick with a joke/dad joke until the end.

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👤︎ u/Dude0311
📅︎ Jul 20 2017
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Something I thought of to teach people a distinction in health. Is this a dad joke?

Idk how this came to me the other day but I was thinking, if someone has a hard time remembering the difference between type 1 and type 2 diabetes, they can say this:

Type 1 is diabeetus of the fetus

Type 2 is diabeetus cause you eatus

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👤︎ u/K3TtLek0Rn
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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Lady gaga has type 1 diabetes

When asked by my kid's friend what the difference between type 1 and 2 diabetes is, I said, "Type 2 diabetes is developed later in life. Type one is like Lady Gaga."

a reply of blank stare for a moment, then he said, "Lady Gaga is diabetic?"

My reply: "No. for type one diabetes, you are born this way"

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Jun 12 2014
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Dunlaped disease

dad gets home from doctors appointment

Me: so how'd it go?

Dad: well, I've got diabetes type 1, and dunlaped disease.

Me: dunlaped disease?

Dad: my belly 'dunlaped' over my belt!

Me: -facepalm-

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👤︎ u/scarecrow180
📅︎ Oct 25 2013
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