WALT Puns

A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt Disney’

I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.

Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.

Disney on ice

Bing sings but Walt Disney.

EDIT: to avoid some possible confusion I’ve changed ‘and’ to ‘but’.

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You know the drill. AK47s, skimasks, the works. Anyway, they tell everybody to lie down on the floor. All the people in the bank hits the floor but this old man. He is still standing. So, the robbers tells him, not very politely i might add, to lie down on the floor.
Old man: "Nope. Not gonna happen. I'm CIA"
Robbers: "We don't give a shit, get on the floor NOW!"
Old man: "Nope. I'm CIA."
Old mans wife: "Walt, for Gods sake. You're not CIA, you're senile!"

Disneyland

Packing my daughter's bag for swim class: Me: What towel do you want to take tomorrow? Her: My new Elsa towel!!! Me: Are you sure? It might get awful cold... Her: Why? Me: Because it's Frozen!

As soon as I get home for the weekend he opens with the question: "Do you know why there are a lot of Scots called Donald but very few called Walt? Most people say it's because they think Walt is an English name but that's not true. It's because Walt always hits his head on the door. Why?

(In the worst Scottish accent imaginable) Because Donald Ducks but Walt Disney.

I work selling home improvements supplies/ tools in a department store. My co-worker and I were putting new products on the shelves, and I happened to grab some power sanders, so I remarked to my co -worker that

I found Bernie Sanders' brother, DeWalt Sanders.

(DeWalt is a brand of hand and power tools.)

While we were watching season 5, when Walt drove his money in a van to the desert to bury it, I said, "Well how is he going to remember where he buried it?" And my boyfriend said, "Easy, it's right beside the van!"

In this interview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugLkMf6r7rM go to 18:15) of the breaking bad cast, Rj (Walt Jr.) Was talking about Walt's and Skylar's divorce and Bryan add in that it was a "Methy divorce"

Watching Pilot episode of Breaking Bad with my dad when a scene comes on of Walt putting his money in his dryer

Dad: "Look, he's laundering his money already!"

A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt Disney.

A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt Disney.

A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt Disney!