Walter Puns

Heinzenburg

Baking bad

He told me he "saw orange vented".

the TV series would be called Baking Bread.

Kids: Why?

Dad: So you can put your glasses on at midnight and hear her say 'I'm Barbara Walters, and this is 20/20!'

We will bring in the New Year with "I am Barbara Walters and this is 2020"

Now he's known as Scheissenberg.

Methematics

I asked him "Are you by any chance a pole- vaulter?"

He looked surprised "Nein, I'm German, but how did you know my name vas Valter?"

Walter Wall.

Walter White and Jesse Pinkman.

His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

At the Olympics, I saw a man carrying a long stick. “Are you a pole vaulter?” I asked.‬

‪“No,” he replied. “I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”‬

I can just see it now.

The man says, “Actually, I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”

it will be time for Hugh & Barbara, rather than Dan.

(I know its Muir/Robach and Stahl/Dickerson but I grew up with Mr. Downs and Ms. Walters. Anyone else?)

post time: 2300 GMT -5 12-31-2019

I just picked out my new name in case I ever have to enter the witness protection program.

It's Walter Ego. :D

"That's illegal on so many levels!" replied Walter.

A guy across the street yells to him "Hey mate, are you a pole vaulter?"

So the first guy shouts back "No, actually I am originally from Austria but how did you know my name is Walter?"

(You've got to lay the accent on quite thickly for the last part)

“No,” says the man, “I’m German. But how did you know my name is Walter?”