Village Puns

Only ewes can prevent florist friars.

Nacho, nacho plan... they've gotta make a nacho plan.

I’m really not sure how effective they are, seems as if they are a shot in the dark.

...the deep ones are also called the many-anglered ones, after all ;)

Remains to be seen

Worcestershire

After failing to win for about 9 times in a row, Jaime, hired a spy who will go and check Jack's harvest the night before the contest so he can harvest more. As the spy came back the night before, he informed the farmer Jaime about the amount that he saw inside Jack's yard but he was not able to tell the amount in exact. Jaime took the spy to his paddy field, gave him some extra money than what they initially agreed upon and said...

"You reap what you saw".

I think that’s a bit far fetched.

A lycan thorp.

He kept doing it ogre and ogre again

"Why, MCA?"

It's E Vil

WHYYYY MCA!!

The troll replied, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"

I hope they get well soon

"You see that steeple on that church over there? Yeah, I hit it."

It was a separation of church and slate.

however, it only takes one pyromaniac child to raze an entire village

Way back when I was a kid, for my school's Renaissance Faire-esque fundraiser, I went around wearing a sign that read "Vilage Idiot". When guests asked why, I'd reply, "I wasn't always the village idiot...

• “I used to be a tailor... but it didn't quite suit me... It was only a so-so job.”
• “I once was a lumberjack... but I couldn't hack it... so they gave me the axe.”
• “I was a fisherman too... I just couldn't live off my net income.”
• “I thought about being a witch for a spell.”
• “I tried being a chef... but I just didn't have enough thyme for it.”
• “I was a musician once... but I didn't accomplish anything noteworthy.”
• “For awhile I was a doctor... but I didn't have the patience to keep it up.”
• “I once was a accountant... but I lost interest. The job was too taxing.”
• “I tried moonlighting as a nun... but I confess, they didn't like my altar ego... or my bad habits.”
• “More recently, I was a baker... but I couldn't make enough dough at it... Guess I wasn't bred for the job.”
• “Heck, I was even king for a day... but I didn't have any crowning achievements.”

...And so now, here I am: village idiot, just like my father was. Ah... my father, he was the best village idiot we ever had. It's hard living in his shadow sometimes. You see, my father was a complete idiot! ...I'm just a half-wit.”

"I will blow up your water place!" He meant well.

But only a child to raze a village.