Valet Puns

A list of puns related to "Valet"

A man went to the doctor’s and told him, “I feel like such a failure. All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.”

He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”

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👤︎ u/cyclopropagative
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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Why did the valet hate working in an alternate universe?

Because it was all parallel parking!

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👤︎ u/GravyxNips
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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What do you call your friendly neighborhood valet?

Peter Parker.

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👤︎ u/nottherealdusk
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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I just gave my bbq a full valet! It’s soo clean...

You could eat your dinner off it!

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👤︎ u/cheeksgt
📅︎ May 12 2020
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I just hired a full time valet, and I found that people really treat you differently.

He has opened a lot of doors for me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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Exasperated, I showed him the picture and pleaded, "Doctor, all of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!"

He acknowledged grimly, "Indeed, that's the worst case of parking son's disease that I have ever seen."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Dec 01 2018
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I'm going to get a job as a valet attendant, come dressed up as Spider-Man, and introduce myself as "Peter the Parker"
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👤︎ u/TISparta217
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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Valet at Disney hotel got me twice.

I called down from my room to have my car brought around. Valet Scott answered the phone and asked for my ticket number. I said "one second" and he goes "One thousand one. TIMES UP!".

I chuckled, and continued digging through my wallet. After a moment I said "Just bear with me"

He immediately goes "ROAAAAAR!!"

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👤︎ u/robinson217
📅︎ Sep 24 2015
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Did you hear that Michael J. Fox's kids started a valet service?

He has parkin' sons

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👤︎ u/HillDrag0n
📅︎ May 31 2017
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What do you call a miserly person's valet?

A Scrooge driver

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👤︎ u/ognits
📅︎ Aug 18 2016
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Working valet on this nice sunny day and I walked right into this...

I returned to my booth from parking a car and asked the captain if I missed anything. Today has been fairly slow so he tells me that I missed the sun moving about 2 degrees across the sky. Then he says, "It was the highlight of his day."

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👤︎ u/Scaledwurm
📅︎ Feb 11 2015
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“Doc, all five of my sons want to be valets when they grow up!”

Doctor: Holy shit, this is the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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Doc, all five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!

Doc: Wow! That’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I have ever seen.

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👤︎ u/juhaodbrokule
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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What do you call Spider-Man working as a valet?

Peter Parker.

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👤︎ u/iamjustlurkingrn
📅︎ May 10 2019
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"Doc, all my 5 kids want to be valets when they grow up!"

Doctor: "Wow! That's the worst case of parking son's disease I've ever seen.''

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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“I feel like such a failure, doc. All my 5 boys want to be valets when they grow up.”

Doctor: WOW! That’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 30 2018
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What would you call Spider-Man if he was a valet?

Peter Parker.

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👤︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
📅︎ Aug 01 2017
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Man: Doctor, all five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!

Doctor: Wow! That's the worst case of parking son's disease that I have ever seen.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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If Spiderman was a valet attendant how would he introduce himself?

Hi, I'm Peter the Parker.

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👤︎ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE
📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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