A list of puns related to "Valeting"
He said, βWow, thatβs the worst case of parking sonβs disease Iβve ever seen.β
Because it was all parallel parking!
Peter Parker.
You could eat your dinner off it!
He has opened a lot of doors for me.
He acknowledged grimly, "Indeed, that's the worst case of parking son's disease that I have ever seen."
Because I dress the salad.
I called down from my room to have my car brought around. Valet Scott answered the phone and asked for my ticket number. I said "one second" and he goes "One thousand one. TIMES UP!".
I chuckled, and continued digging through my wallet. After a moment I said "Just bear with me"
He immediately goes "ROAAAAAR!!"
He has parkin' sons
A Scrooge driver
I returned to my booth from parking a car and asked the captain if I missed anything. Today has been fairly slow so he tells me that I missed the sun moving about 2 degrees across the sky. Then he says, "It was the highlight of his day."
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Some of these are done in a kind of "news headline"-style:
Choir leader fired after using too much sexual innuendo; "Lewd Ex Cantor."
Video on demand about a street where nothing happens; "Vod of the Boring Alley."
Man's brutal cousin turns out to be a great bloke; "Raw-Ted, Great Dude".
Panic spreads as toilet facilities take over the world; "Cry! Stall-Age."
A man orders a book of basic letters to look after his daughters belongings while he looks after the others; "ABC, Watch Her's!".
Sams brother cheats a dude; "Dean Cons the Peep."
A ride in the amusement park offers a wide range of emotions; "High! Low! Woo! Nah."
A weird and hard to describe new dessert; "Cold Lemon Thing."
A new star in stand up rises! Come see "Puntiff Sulyvahn."
Pirates start eating fava beans and a new drink is required; "Yo! Ho! The Chianti!."
A Long lived man has an unusual apetite for fish; "Old-Rick, Devourer of Cods".
In Bacteria-Town, a devastating disease strikes one inhabitant working at a hotel; "Cancer of the Borrelia Valet".
Roman god Cubid is ordered to take a woman to cave and kill her; "Drag and Slay Her Amor"
Osiris's statue has been in way too many marriages and people have started to call it; "Osiris the Consummated Thing."
The choir leader from before is transformed into a mushroom; "Champignon Cantor"
An english man becomes the leader of a Polish airplane company and gets nicknamed; "LOT-Rick"
An impatient tree person attacks a random mythical hunter; "Antsy Ent! Why Hern?!"
Horse named Elvis keeps making noise and a man shouts;"Neigh Less King!"
A child opens a chocolate egg and a white spirit jumps out; "Soul of Kinder"
Sorry about the possible typos.
If you've ever been to a hospital that has valet service, you know that they can sometimes drive like jerks.
So my dad and I were driving up the parking ramp to our parking space for an appointment (valet service is optional at this hospital), and one of the valet drivers was riding our ass the whole way. I said, "Damn, this guy in the Lincoln needs to slow down." My dad responded, "The valets here all drive like jerks." As we reached the parking spot the guy pretty much blew past. So then I chimed in with "You'd think people at a hospital would be more patient." And my dad just replied with a groan and a "gee whiz."
Doctor: Holy shit, this is the worst case of parking sonβs disease Iβve ever seen!
Doc: Wow! Thatβs the worst case of parking sonβs disease I have ever seen.
Peter Parker.
Doctor: "Wow! That's the worst case of parking son's disease I've ever seen.''
Doctor: WOW! Thatβs the worst case of parking sonβs disease Iβve ever seen.
Peter Parker.
Doctor: Wow! That's the worst case of parking son's disease that I have ever seen.
Hi, I'm Peter the Parker.
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