Would love to hear some good valentine puns (with pics if possible)
My flatmate and I are single AF so I got her flours for valentines day....
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It's the little things that count.
Hey what are your plans for Valentine's day? -Us singles be like :
What did the beaver say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A-door-able Valentine’s Puns
I Was Told You Might Like My Valentines Day Cards ;)
What grade did St. Valentine get on his exam?
help!! anyone know any good history valentine’s day puns?
For Valentine's day, I got my wife a sexy little number that really shows her curves...
What did Han Solo's Valentine to Leia say?
My wife left me, on Valentine's Day, because I kept making cricket references...
It really knocked me for six
What type of flowers do sailors give on Valentine’s Day?
Why is it bad to be a buffet during Valentine’s Day?
Because people always want a-more
Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day?
Because they’re scent-imental creatures!
Cupcake decorating took a turn on Valentine's day when my daughter got frosting all over the freezer
I told my wife to just leave it though since the freezer has an auto defrost feature
I have a joke about valentines day
People who celebrate Valentine’s Day are stupid
People who celebrate post Valentine’s Day are smart because you get more bang for your buck.
What did the farmer get his wife for Valentine's Day?
A sprinkler system and it irrigated her
What do you give a baker on Valentine's Day?
*Cries in valentine's day*
I got friend zoned but being the gentleman that I am, I still have her a dozen roses for Valentine’s Day
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day ?
They're very scentimental
Valentines Day 2020 - "There's love in the air"
me: well no, its got nitrogen, oxygen and a spot of COVID
I asked my wife what she wanted for Valentine's Day and she told me she wanted a divorce.
I told her I wasn't planning on spending that much.
The mandalorian was handing out valentine's. They read.......
Baby, Yoda best, valentine from a galaxy far far away.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
I decided to try something new and get my wife a box of red hot chili peppers for Valentines
she told me "give it away, give it away, give it away NOW" !
Look out for cold sores when sharing candy this Valentine's day...
Mine went from Mounds of Joy to Herpes Kisses.
Nice valentines card from the us navy
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
Finally, something for my Valentines Day dinner.
This year for Valentine's day I gave people a can of root beer and a can of refried beans.
Told them to have a rootin' tootin' Valentine's day.
My wife was absolutely livid after I gave her a clothesline for Valentine's day...
She stayed down a lot longer than they do in the WWE
I booked a table for Valentines night tonight and I just hope it goes better than last year.
We were there for about 20 minutes before my wife even potted a red.
My boyfriend gave me a ring on Valentine's day
And he reached my voicemail
What do you call someone who was born on Valentine’s Day?
Girlfriend got mad when I gave her a box full of ants with calculators for valentines day
Don't understand why, she'd always told me it's little things that count?
I already have a date lined up for Valentines day
Hey dads, get your significant other one of these for valentine's day!
https://imgur.com/VpQ80W3
I know my wife loves a boo-K.
Am I the only one who got a Valentine's day card marked...
The only time I got anything for Valentine's Day was in 3rd grade where my teacher gave me a Slim Jim.
I spent Valentine's Day eating my meat.
My pun-themed Valentine’s Day gifts for my best friend :)
I sent my husband Valentine's flours today.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. That is true love. The heart wants what the heart wants. ❤️
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my girlfriend some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
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