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This is my Thing now.

Admit it, you were expecting a picture of my junk weren't you?

There’s never anything new on there.

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Neither, because it's no nut November.

Can we make the unsubscribe button say punsubscribe instead?

It’s a bit subpar right now.

On our last day of a three day trip at Disneyland, my 7 year old revealed his inner father to my wife.

>wife: This backpack is good but could use more shoulder padding.

Son, with a shit eatin' grin, walks up and pats her on the shoulders.

I have never been so proud.

... a load of old codswallop.

Guess we'll need some x-position to find out.

Dad: Don't leave food in your car.

Me: I checked. No food. Not even a picnic basket. I wonder if insurance would cover bear attacks?

Dad: I checked, you have bear minimum insurance lol