A list of puns related to "Unfiltered olive oil"
You boil the fuck out of it.
Broke college student, got some potatoes i plan on mashing and ive got those ingredients here. I spent the last 10 minutes working through online recipes and almost convinced myself I can basically make my own veggie broth and use that to make gravy, but then I thought I should ask yall. So, thoughts? edit: omg this sub is so nice, most advice subs you ask something ridiculous and they tell you "you shouldnt do that, itll suck." Cheers!
I'm a 19-year-old guy who began experimenting with PEDs after winning my first high school powerlifting meet at age 16. Although there were only two other lifters in my weight class at the meet, one of whom was mentally handicapped, winning my first meet made me think I had serious potential to become a professional lifter. I decided to become enhanced and try to compete at a regional level the next year.
My first cycle was a mild dose of Test E, less than 200mg per week if I recall correctly. I ran this for 3 months. I gained nearly 10lbs during this three months cycle, but there was a problem. I was still undergoing puberty, and this protocol either exacerbated or caused some serious gyno. This didn't really bother me much until some girl came up to me and asked how I "got such nice tits." I immediately became self-conscious and started taping my nipples or wearing sweatshirts whenever I went out, but I needed a more permanent solution.
I knew gyno in steroid users was normally caused by testosterone converting into estrogen. Thinking I was some kind of pharmaceutical genius, I immediately went on the Wikipedia pages for all the steroids I could remember by name and found out which ones don't aromatize into estradiol or a synthetic estrogen. After learning that Tren won't aromatize into bioidentical estrogen, I figured that this was the perfect compound for me. Of course, I knew Tren often came with bad side effects, but I didn't care because I was going to be a professional powerlifter. Professionals make sacrifices.
Tren seemed like the wonder drug to me: less estrogen and more muscle. I immediately quit taking Test and literally threw the rest of what I had into the trash the same day I ordered Tren. I thought to myself, "Wow, I am such a fucking idiot for taking this caveman steroid." In my mind, Test was now a blunt, brutish, cudgel while Tren was a sleek and precise scalpel that would carve my body to perfection.
I did some "research" while I waited for my Tren to arrive and thankfully decided that my initial plan of 500mg Tren A with no Test base per week was too extreme. I decided, in my brilliance, to do 300mg Tren A per week with no Test base. However, I became impatient while I waited for my Tren to arrive, and since my hormones were screwed up from abruptly quitting Test, my lifts were falling. I grew more and more anxious as I waited and when I finally got my Tren I decided to dose at 400mg per week. I felt like some sort of army badass
... keep reading on reddit β‘Olive oil is one of the healthiest liquid fats, I love the Orthodox diet but cant get my head around this. Why should I put chemical originated oil in my body (sunflower oil, canola oil) on those days when I can use olive oil? I don't want to break from the Orthodox traditions but I dont understand this one
would like to preface this by saying thanks for the advice everyone gave me, some really good shit in there but i still felt willed to drink olive oil so i did. i will definitely listen to what you guys said tho
i was really tired after wrestling practice and forgot to drink my olive oil so instead i did it this morning. i poured it into the cup and started drinking. it was so fucking thick and viscous that i had to have sips of water in between chugs and my stomach feels like its been scrubbed clean with the finest car grease there is. i feel gassy and bloated overall but i was still hungry enough to eat breakfast so i guess i cant go drinking 3 cups of olive oil as my meal every day. so far the shits have not started so i will add to this post later once the bathroom adventures begin. next time i will maybe add some salt and lemon to make it a little more palatable but hey if this shit actually works catch me chugging from those costco 3 liter olive oil bottles
EDIT: ok so the shits are pretty bad. i went for another glass during lunch but could only have half of it before i felt i was choking on oil. the whole day i was burping a lot and the burps actually tasted like olive oil which was a bit weird. then the shits started im on #3 today i didnt expect them to come so swiftly but here we are. overall its not that painful tho, and im able to continue to go about my day. i think its going to get much worse later tonight tho based on how my stomach is feeling. also will try this again tomorrow with added seasonings if all goes well
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