Umbilical Puns

A list of puns related to "Umbilical"

I miss my umbilical cord.. /r/Jokes/comments/edho39/…
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👤︎ u/mr_reddit95
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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A friend of mine is having surgery tomorrow for an umbilical hernia.

He was injured during a navel training exercise.

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👤︎ u/milkchaser
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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A guy just told me that my wife and my daughter look like sisters.

I told him, “Well, they were separated at birth.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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Beware the double navel

Did you hear about evil man with two belly buttons?

He was di-umbilical.

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👤︎ u/mralex
📅︎ Jun 05 2017
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My dad was telling the story of when I was born...

I was delivered via C-section due to the cord being wrapped around my neck. My dad was telling the story about how he was so scared for me and my mom, and then when I came out everything turned out to be alright. So then my dad says he went to cut my umbilical cord and the doctor screams "NO THATS NOT THE UMBILICAL CORD!" as he cuts it.

He's such a dick. No pun intended.

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👤︎ u/mrjanuary
📅︎ Oct 24 2013
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