Don't tell jokes about lost USPS parcels.
Nobody gets them.
I'm really bad at getting a laugh with a joke about USPS.
It always gets lost in the delivery.
USPS Questions
Should tortillas be sent flat rate? Is armor headgear sent over knight? Is an addicts mail tracked? Is mail to Gold's gym sent bulk rate? Should mail to a school's kindergarten be sent 1st class? Should the IRS send return receipts? just wondering...
Dad vs USPS
So I was talking with my father about how a package that should have been delivered on Friday hadn't come yet, with no updates other than departing a facility in NJ about 30 miles from me on Thursday.
Me: So right now it's trapped in the USPS abyss between here and NJ
Dad: How abyssmal!
My mailman buddy tells a lot of jokes about undelivered letters.
But no one seems to get them.
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