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Advice Giver of the Month

We want to start recognising people who have been going above and beyond in answering questions in our Daily Question threads and contributing all over the sub. We are hoping that this will encourage even more people to stick around and help out.

Without further ado, welcome the new Advice Giver of the Month... /u/tyrant_flycatcher Huzzah!!!

He both revived and runs the brand review megathreads, posts articles and contributes by giving advice throughout MFA. Both in the Daily Questions thread and elsewhere.

Prizes

As for a prize, he has two choices:

1. Pick your own custom flair or take one that says Advice Giver of the Month: [Month].

2. Change or give someone else a new flair for one month. You can change anyone's (except mine) and if you don't want to think of something yourself, you're allowed to open it up to the community.

Make your pick /u/tyrant_flycatcher.

Thanks again for all your effort and keep up the good work!

Previous Advice Givers of the Month rewards can be found here

Inspired by a recent r/hockey post, What comes up first when I Google each team name? Is it the MLB team or something else?

AL East

Orioles - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Red Sox - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Yankees - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Rays - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Blue Jays - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

AL Central

White Sox - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Guardians - 2017 Russian superhero movie (perhaps this may change soon, as they jsut changed the name of the team)

Tigers - Surprisingly, Tiger Woods and LSU came up before the MLB team

Royals - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Twins - 1988 Schwarzenegger/DeVito movie

AL West

Astros - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Angels - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

A’s - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Mariners - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Rangers - The NHL team comes up first

NL East

Braves - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Marlins - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Mets - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Phillies - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Nationals - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

NL Central

Cubs - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Reds - Liverpool FC (their nickname is the Reds)

Brewers - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Pirates - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Cardinals - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

NL West

Diamondbacks - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Rockies - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Dodgers - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Padres - Yes, the MLB team comes up first

Giants - The NFL team comes up first

Credit to u/TheTyrantFlycatcher, who posted the original to r/hockey. I felt like this was along similar lines to the offseason/lockout content we’ve had lately. I thought I’d contribute.

So in closing, according to my findings, if you search every MLB team name on Google, 24/30 of them will pop up first.

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

Mocking me, eh? want to see how this book goes in your face? here is the title " The historical development of the Heart i.e. from its formation from Annelida: Clam worm, Seamouse, Lugworm, Megascolex, Tubifex, Pheretima, Freshwater leech, marine leech, land leech. Arthropoda: Ladybird, Krill, Rock Barnacle, Root-headed Barnacle, Copepod, Silverfish, Cairns birdwing, Silver - spotted skipper, Scutigera, Cray fish, Large white, Andonis blue, Camberwell beauty, Tiger swallowtail, Regent skipper, Black – veined white, Green – underside blue, Blue Morpho, Apollo, Guava skipper, Cleopatra, Large copper, Millipede, Orb spider, Black widow spider, Giant crab spider, Wolf spider, Bird – eating spider, Tenebrionid beetle, Green Tiger beetle, African goliath beetle, Scolopendra, Diving beetle, African ground beetle, New guinea weevil, Barnacle, Lobster, Shrimp, Woodlice, Mite, Prawn, Housefly, Butterfly, Monarch butterfly, Peacock butterfly, Honey bee, Fairy shrimp, Horsehoe crab, Tick, Bluebootle, Froghopper, Yellow crazy ant, Water flea, Sea spider, Fiddler crab, Shiny spider crab, Hermit crab, Sail swallowtail, Red admiral, Morpho butterfly, Desert locust, Stephens island weta, Speckled bush cricket, Mole cricket, Dung – beetle, Euthalia ynipardus, Small blues, Termite, Hornet, Mosquito, Garden spider, Tarantula, Desert hairy scorpion, Emperor dragon – fly, Moth, Centipede, Wood ant, Stag beetle, Indian red admiral, Blue admiral, Harvestman, Hoverfly, Shield bug, Assassin bug, Cicada, Coreid bug, Rose aphid, Water – boatman, Wasp, June bug, Large tortoiseshell, Frog beetle, Mexican red – legged tarantula, Paintedlady, Sydney funnelweb spider, Small tortoiseshell, Mountain bumble bee, Trapdoor spider, Jumping spider, Daddy longlegs spider, Orchind bee, Asian carpenter bee, Parasitic bee, House spider, Giant longhorn beetle, Flea, Bedbug Beetle, Cockroach, Scorpion, Spider, Ant, Gnats, Grasshopper, Silver fish, Crab, Great green bush cricket, Elephant hawk – moth. Mollusca: Neomenia, Chaetoderma, Chiton, Lepidopleurus, Apple snail, Sea hare, Sea lemon, Dentalium, Freshwater mussel, Marine mussel, Pearl oyster, Cuttlefish, Giant squid, Chambered fish, Devilfish. Fishes or Pisces: African glass catfish, African lungfish, Aholehole, Airbreathing catfish, Alaska blackfish, Albacore, Alewife, Alfonsino, Algae eater, Alligatorfish, Alligator gar, Amberjack - Seriola dumerili, American sole, Amur pike, Anchovy, Anemonefish, Angelfish, Angler, Angler catfish, Anglerfish, A

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)