"[I'm] suddenly overwhelmed with piano nostalgia. I loved to play, but my really favorite piano thing was watching the tuner take apart the piano and meticulously work on the strings. I could watch it all day."

me: "So, you have pianist's envy?"

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What fish makes the best mechanic?

TunerFish! My son came up with that one yesterday, future smart ass dad in training.

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📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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Dad joking my bandmates...

I always bring a can of tuna to my band practices because anytime someone in my band asks for a tuner, I take the can out and say "This is what you asked for, right?"

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Which sea creature fixes the ocean's instruments?

The tuner fish

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👤︎ u/LimeYeti
📅︎ Oct 15 2017
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What is a musician's favorite meal?

Tuner Salad

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Band name

Party guest "we had a band when were young" Me "what was it called" A Dad "the out of tuners"

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