Tummy time Puns

A list of puns related to "Tummy time"

My pregnant wife just asked me if I think her tummy is going to get bigger for the next time she gets pregnant.

Me: "Of course it will get bigger"

Her: "Oh, why do you think that?"

Me: "Because, your body will upgrade from a queen size womb to a king size womb"

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👤︎ u/LordCommanderDucky
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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I used to eat watches and clocks for every meal, but I had to stop.

It was too time consuming.

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👤︎ u/bombsaway1083
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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i tried to eat a clock yesterday.

It was quite time consuming.

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👤︎ u/agumeis
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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