Tuber Puns

A list of puns related to "Tuber"

I find I can carry large sacks of dahlia tubers with ease, although the eerie glow they emit is somewhat offputting.

They must be light bulbs!

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👤︎ u/stevebox2345
📅︎ May 02 2019
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What do you call a potato that uploads videos?

YouTuber

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👤︎ u/sitathon
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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Why did Drake dig up and mash potatoes with a rock at the same time?

Tubers, one stone.

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👤︎ u/vladipus223
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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This summer when I dug potatoes from my garden, they all were shaped like a letter from the alphabet...

They were U-tubers.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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So I walked into my daughter's room with a tape measure the other day, and she was lying on her bed reading a book. I stood in the doorway and started slowly extending the tape measure, all the way across the room, until it touched her cheek. "What??" she asked me. My response...

"I'm measuring your patience!"

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👤︎ u/Piccolo_Bass
📅︎ Aug 24 2019
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What internet job did the potato get?

YouTuber

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👤︎ u/craftynoodle
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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Why did the potato got to the hospital?

Because of Tuber-colosis heh

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👤︎ u/Illustrious_Anxiety6
📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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What's a potato's favorite mobile game?

Tuber simulator

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👤︎ u/ArcannOfZakuul
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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X a sheep and potato?

A ewe tuber

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👤︎ u/suamigojose
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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What’s the difference between a potato and Philip DeFranco?

One’s a tuber and YouTuber.

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👤︎ u/thisladyloveswine
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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What do you call a potato that makes internet videos?

A You-tuber

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👤︎ u/Laymans_Terms19
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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A Place for Philosophy

I have a special place where I do philosophy on behalf of a tuber friend of mine.

Basically, I think there for a yam.

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👤︎ u/thought_criminal22
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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[Request] Need puntastic suggestions related to flail!

Hi punterific people!

I'm a YouTuber that loves puns and use puns regularly in my videos when I play games. I'm having some new graphics donr for my channel and I want to change my 'saying' to reflect the punny part of... Well.. Me :)

The new art depicts my avatar (Game kNight) weilding a shield and a flail - and I want the saying to reflect something in that regard. I persistently play games to win (as if anyone did otherwise) and don't like failing (like most other gamers?);

Thoughts up until now: Flailure is not an option - for me! (but for the enemies I face is implied) Flailing is an option (because facing me will get you flailed) I will not flail you!

Hope you can help me out!

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👤︎ u/Shadewarp
📅︎ Mar 11 2017
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So I just stumbled across a bunch of videos made by a potato

So far he's my favorite YouTuber

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👤︎ u/gratethecheese
📅︎ Apr 27 2017
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At a family dinner for Thanksgiving (Canada), everyone is firing off their best potato puns.

I pipe up with "Please, you guys, stop. If you keep this up, I'm going to die of Tuber-culosis."

The entire table emitted a collective groan at me, and one of my cousins just shook his head at me. No one made a potato pun again that night.

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👤︎ u/The_Commander
📅︎ Oct 11 2016
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What do you call a potato that sits around the house watching videos online all day?

A You-tuber.

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👤︎ u/mrboston9
📅︎ Jul 25 2016
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I couldn't resist my inner dad on a friend's garden post...

http://imgur.com/DspBxfM "I don't want to kale the mood, but sadly, my tomatoes didn't ketchup to yours. I think they bean squashed. Lettuce cue cumbersome thoughts so we can build courgettes! Bury them so they carrot in the ground: tuber or not to be, that is the question!"

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👤︎ u/boraxus
📅︎ Aug 01 2015
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