I'm going to make a website that is just videos and pictures of trains and trolleys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweaner
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet...

I thought, β€œWell he's pushing his luck!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I was queuing up to get into the supermarket yesterday. Dwayne Johnson was in front of me. Behind me was a fish holding the trolley above his head!

I was between The Rock and a hard Plaice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyryoonake
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I was going to buy a shopping trolley at the supermarket.

But I didn't have anything to put it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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What do you call a Beatles member that is too weak to reverse his shopping trolley?

Pull MyCartney

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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Heard this one on a trolley in Boston...

The tour guide was telling us about the Boston molasses disaster, or as he called it…the Boston molassacre!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ldawg092498
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2012
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Someone got trolleyed last night, fell asleep outside my house, and can't stand up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mustardbyname
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I crack myself up sometimes. I went grocery shopping earlier today and when I got home the wife asked β€œwhere are the mushrooms?” ... without missing a beat, I said

β€œI couldn’t get them, there wasn’t β€˜mush room’ in the trolley. β€œ

She threw things at me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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My son got me a good one

We were at an exhibition, and there was an Army Ambulance with a practice dummy on a trolley hanging out the back. He turned to me and said

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Look, Plastic Surgery!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheUmpteenth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2017
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Ice breaker Dad jokes needed

I put this in the wrong sub reddit so I've reposted this to dad jokes

Hello reddit

I'm looking for quick easy and simple dad jokes I can say to strangers and make them laugh and then keep pushing trolleys.

I'm a trolley pusher and when I'm at work saying "Gday mate how are you" is getting bland I try and get the random customers to say "I'm all right" which then I respond "your not all right you also half left" it tends to make people smile and laugh.

Are there any there any other fun and simple to engage dad jokes out there?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djb71
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Overheard this handy-dandy dad joke in the supermarket...

I was cruising through the meat section and a nearby married couple were checking out some lamb shoulders that were on special. The mum picks up a roast, inspects it and deposits it in their trolley where she then notices the package had leaked a bit.

"Oh!" She says. "I've got a bloody hand!"

"You've always had two bloody hands," jokes the dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DAT_CANKLE
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2015
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Dadjoked the wife at the Old Spaghetti Factory.

Went out for an anniversary dinner with the wife and kids to the Old Spaghetti Factory. If you're not familiar, their mascot is a trolley car and most restaurants have one right in the middle.

We got seated at a table in the trolley, and service was great... At first. And then it became apparent that our server had given up on any sort of tip. So, at the end of the meal...

Wife: "We shouldn't tip her very well. Our service was terrible at the end."

Me: "Yeah, it really went off the rails."

Wife: eyeroll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DullBoyJack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2015
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Healthcare Dad Joke from today

We use these red sliding sheets to help transfer patients from the operating table to their trolley (they're widely used in hospitals and care environments for various patient manual handling tasks). For those who are unfamiliar, it's basically a double layered, frictionless sheet you position under the patient in order (theoretically) to transfer them with minimal force and effort.

One particular colleague hates them, and today ranted:

"I would love to punch the guy who invented these and has probably made millions of pounds and retired"

To which someone immediately responded:

"I bet he's a right slippery character though".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/machschau
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2015
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