Why is a tin of human meat the best type of trebuchet ammunition

It's canniBallistic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotassiumIsNotK
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mamado21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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My wife looked at me beaming with pride and said, β€œWow! I never thought our son could go so far!”

I said, β€œI know. This trebuchet is amazing. Go get our daughter.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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My friend was concerned his children weren't getting very far...

...which is why we built the larger trebuchet.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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"Never thought our child would go that far."

"That trebuchet is really something. Let's get the cat!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/istrebitjel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Oh...here's no pull in catapult?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kauntest
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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Me: I had no idea our daughter would go this far.

My husband: I know, this trebuchet is amazing. Let's get our son!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SatanicalBitch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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My wife looked at me with pride and said, β€œWow! I had no idea our son would go so far.”

I said, β€œYeah. The trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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