Traveller (horse) Puns

A list of puns related to "Traveller (horse)"

You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed. On your right side, is a sharp drop off and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse, but your horse is unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get off the merry-go-round!

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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What is a horse's favourite place to travel to?

Gallopagos Islands.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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100 years ago everyone had horses and only the rich had cars. Now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.

The stables have turned.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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