Old ladies

Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, ā€œSometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.ā€

The second lady chimed in, ā€œYes, some times I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.ā€

The third one responded, ā€ Well, I’m glad I don’t have that problem; knock on wood,ā€ as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them ā€œThat must be the door, I’ll get it!ā€ Reply

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/hayeshilton
šŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Getting Old

Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, ā€œSometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.ā€

The second lady chimed in, ā€œYes, some times I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.ā€

The third one responded, ā€ Well, I’m glad I don’t have that problem; knock on wood,ā€ as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them ā€œThat must be the door, I’ll get it!ā€

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/hayeshilton
šŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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