EDIT: I’ve begun posting here
This plot bunny came to me this morning, and now I can’t stop thinking about it. I’ll have to fudge the dates a little regarding Robb’s birth, but eh, nbd:
Ned and Ashara meet at Harrenhal. Their brothers are talking of a marriage between the two, and they fall in love.
Of course, then Brandon had to get himself killed, and Ned puts personal feelings aside and marries Cat. I see this as basically canon tbh, so he wouldn’t be treating Catelyn any differently from what we see her remember in the books. Then he heads off to war.
Childbirth is dangerous. What if Catelyn died giving birth to Robb? Ned receives news on campaign, but while he is upset, I’m operating under the assumption that at this point he is still in love with Ashara from Harrenhal.
When the war ends a few months later and he’s headed to Dorne for Lyanna, he doesn’t intend to go to Starfall, but Arthur Dayne dies, and you know how it is.
Cue dramatics. So many conflicting feelings, not to mention Ned’s honor about his recently dead wife. But in the end, he needs a mother for Robb and Jon, and again, still in love with Ashara. They get married.
Of course there is political drama as well, what with the Martells trying to get the Lannister to give up Elia’s killers, not to mention Hoster Tully being PISSED that Ned is marrying again so soon after Cat died, as well as being concerned about his own grandson’s position as Ned’s heir.
I think I want a storyline in which Ashara contrives to use her marriage to Ned as a way to achieve peace between Dorne and the new Baratheon regime. So maybe they don’t marry in Dorne, but she persuades him to go to KL instead, and their they use their engagement as a bargaining tool.
Ashara’s remaining brother is going to be...some kind of anti-marriage, whether because of his sexual preferences or his philandering ways. He sees Ashara is going to get married, and decides, pfftt, her child can inherit Starfall. I don’t need an heir.
Then we flash forward to when AGOT starts. All I know is that her first child (who has Sansa’s personality?) is going to be lady of Starfall, while another child will eventually wield Dawn. Maybe they get sent to Dorne as Ned is going to KL to be Robert’s Hand.
I LOVE the idea that Sansa is the child whose personality and personal desires don’t match up with what will be expected of her.
I also think Ashara’s definitely goi
... keep reading on reddit ➡- Tabari narrates in Dhakhaer al-Uqbi that Asma Bint Umais said:
"When Fatima gave birth to Al-Hasan (as), she did not bleed; she also does not bleed during periods of menstruation. (When I informed the Prophet of this) he said: `Do you not know that my daughter is pure, and chaste; she does not discharge blood as a result of childbirth, or, menstruation."'
https://www.al-islam.org/fatima-the-gracious-abu-muhammad-ordoni/chapter-17-al-batoul
Who would have thought.
Our house is for sale with a big “for sale” sign in the frontyard. A few days ago my wife and I got our second son. When we got home from the hospital early in the afternoon we saw that our house was decorated with blue balloons and ribbons and stuff like that. Turned out my mother in law and her sister decorated our whole house inside and out. It was a nice surprise and a nice homecoming and I thanked them for it. In the evening when it got dark i decided to take down the outside decorations because we had seen it, and also because I want my house to look “clean” from the outside because it’s for sale. I did not touch the inside decorations
The next day my mother in law came to see the baby and I already saw the way she looked at me. Then she left and I got a text. The conversation went as followed:
She: Too bad you took the decorations outside down.
Me: Why? We have been home for a while now.
She: It’s weird to take them down. Decorations should be kept up during the whole maternity period/childbed period.*
(* I don’t know the right word for this “period” right after you have a baby in english)
Me: So because other people do it like that, we have to do it like that aswel? Guess that makes me weird then. I thought you put up the decorations for me and Karen. We saw them and after a while I removed them so the house looks better to sell. I really appreciated it though! I’ll put them back up if you want
She: it’s a pity. You don’t have to put them back.
Me: I really liked it but I just want the house to look clean. I didn’t know it would cause such a problem for you.
She didn’t reply.
I have a really good connection with my mother in law. Maybe she just did not have her day or something. I honestly thought she was joking first but it seems she really makes an issue out of this. Now I’m wondering if I said something wrong. If I did I will apologize to her but to me it really seems she is making a big deal out of nothing. I really don’t like people who make such big issues for no reason and I also don’t like people who say that I “have to do stuff” because “everybody does it”. I’m not a sheep. I also told my wife that I got the message from her mother and she asked me why I had to take the decorations down. I told her that that is not the point, and that it is my (our) house and not her mothers. (In a nice way)
Ill talk to my MIL later because I see her daily but first I would like to know if I did something wrong.
check this shit out. What could it mean? I think it's Gurm's nuanced way of subtly telling us that Jalabhar is the real author of La Lettre Rose (that's pink letter to you non French speaking shownlys)
Of course Dumbbell and Dimly didn't include it in the s(tupid)how, they instead made up some fanfic called "ASShai" {ooh, it's all dark and shadowy how spoopy LITERALLY FANFICTION}
Anyway let me know your opinions [as long as they're the same as me] thanks friendos
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
