A list of puns related to "Toxicodendron radicans"
Would sunchoke be a possible competitor for poison ivy? They seem to prefer similar niches, sunny edge areas. The ecological role of undergrowth suppression and soil o.m. deposition seem similar.
The common permaculture suggestion of crown herbicide application followed by sheet mulching and planting with forest seems like it could be improved for large areas by the use of an alternative for resource and labor heavy sheet mulching. Any other suggestions?
All plants are bare root and not wild collected
see images https://imgur.com/gallery/qJaEr7r
Will consider trades for NATIVE aquatic plants and NATIVE AQAUTIC snails
Low light mestics
Blood root Sanguinaria canadensis (white flower low light moist soil)
Yellow violet Viola pubescens (small yellow flower)
Any light most conditions
Poison ivy Toxicodendron radicans (I am the only person ever to figure out how to propagate this, as well as grafting certain fruits to it don't talk crap!)
American elderberry Sambucus canadensis (white edible flowers )
Wooly violets Viola sororia (purple flower all edible and delicious)
Wild rose Rosa setigera pink wild rose, taste pretty good better than that walmart crap
UPDATE: Soundtracks are live and here!: https://lnk.to/HarleyAnimatedDC
I would like to preface this by saying I HAVE NO IDEA IF THERE WILL BE A S3. Thatβs like at least four pay grades above mine. Now that thatβs out of the way, I CAN confirm that the S1/S2 soundtracks will be out tomorrow night, Aug 20, 12 a.m. EDT/9 p.m. PDT, at the places you listen to music.
Two records, one for S1 and one for S2, totaling an hour and forty minutes, and I canβt wait for you to hear it. I managed to get almost all of your requests on here, and I canβt thank enough those that responded to that thread for their input! -Jefferson
Track list is as follows:
Season One:
01 Party's Over
02 Toxicodendron Radicans
03 Riddle Me This
04 Where's My Electric Car, Bruce
05 Actually an ACTOR
06 That Is Contrary To What She Said
07 Deuces
08 I've Got One Big Answer
09 More Like FUNemployment
10 Mission Quinnpossible
11 Ess My Vee
12 Frankie Muniz Fan Club (Official)
13 Harlivy
14 Please Don't Go
15 Noonan's Afterhours
16 Harley's Crew Ain't NTFW
17 YES YES YES
18 A HORSE
19 Harley Quinn Highway
20 OOOH
21 Cop Rock [SECRET TRACK]
Season Two:
01 HONK HONK
02 We Need Goons
03 WayneBox, Play Party Mix
04 Never Not Stealing Jewels
05 Everyone into the Ice Vagina
06 My Sacrifice
07 Tranquilo, Baby, Tranquilo
08 Lower Lumbar Support
09 Emotional Pit
10 I Definitely Make Love to Bats
11 Escape to Apokolips
12 Apollonian Airlines
13 Welcome to Themyscira
14 The Legend of Nanaue the Shark Man
15 Hedonikka
16 Cobb Squad!
17 I Regret Lots of Things! (The Life and Death of Sy Borgman)
18 Get Off Me, You Angry Dolphin!
19 CableACE Award Winning Stuff
20 The Taking of Gotham
21 Did I Just Hear the Wind Say Kite Man
22 Only Love Sets Us Free
23 Cielo e Mar
24 Rise, Harley Quinn!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
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