It must be tough working in the shipping and receiving department of a zoo.

No one ever addresses the elephant in the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigtuna_burger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I just read that times were real tough for musicians in the early 17th century...

They were all Baroque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.

They fired all Naan essential staff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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So Gandhi fasted every day. His body got weaker and weaker. His feet grew incredibly tough from walking barefoot. He was deep into Hindu spirituality. Unfortunately, he had chronic bad breath.

I guess what I'm trying to tell you is that Gandhi was a super fragile, calloused mystic suffering from halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I was just reading this story about a guy who went through several tough breaks in life and couldn’t get ahead. One day he just stopped talking and his only way of communicating was through hand and body motion.......

Poor guy turned to a life of mime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mjleak72
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Had a really tough day today. I figured you would appreciate that my wife suggested I peruse r/dad jokes while she drew me a relaxing bath.

I asked her if it was going to be full color or just a sketch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theknight618
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Owning rabbits is tough.

Some might say it's a harey situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buggnugg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Tough times, you need to be upbeat
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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What did the Lawyer say after having a tough financial year?

My income is low-er and this maybe my career's financy low-year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nnntridib
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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It's tough to swallow your pride.

Unless you are a cannibal lion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_litt1e_stitious
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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It's tough to admit that I'm using too much weight on my bench press.

I'm having a hard time getting this off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Shark: Once, I had a tough fight with an octopus.

He was well-armed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khAngnghiEmm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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7, 8, and 9 are the only members of their gang. 7 is the fighter, small but tough; 9 is the conman, big but nice; and 8...

is between 7 and 9, average and mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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It’s tough to come up with a new brand of bug spray.

You always have to start from scratch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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This quarantine is getting tough

I had to sell my air guitar collection on ebay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Tough guy, huh?

They served Wookie steaks on the Death star.....they were a little Chewie...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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A tough one found on the Punderland home on Balboa Island. (Answer in comments)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frisbeeluna
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Times are tough... I had to sell my dishwasher

Boy, do I miss her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r00ski5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Driving in Mexico can sure be tough...

All the ese-curves mean you gotta be on your toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Tough day at the muffle centre today...

... you might say it was exhausting πŸ’¨

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There's an onion, and he's studying law at a prestigious college. He's in his third year, and after a particularly tough day, he gets an invite from one of his onion-friends to a party they're having that evening.

Being tired and weary, the lawyer-onion isn't sure whether to go, but decides he needs cheering up.

So he dresses smartly, puts on his favorite aftershave and heads over to his friend's.

He gets to the party to find it quite a packed affair and heads over to the bar - fighting through crowds of reveller-onions - to get a drink.

As he gets to the bar, he notices in one corner a slightly out-of-place female onion.

She looks a bit sad and being the compassionate onion that he is, he heads over to talk to her.

This is quickly affirmed as a good move, as they hit it off immediately; she was abandoned by her friends shortly after arriving and had been minding her own business ever since, but over a night of drinks and talking, they quickly fall into an infatuation and soon end up spending an oniony night of passion together.

When they awake in the morning, they don't find it awkward and a steady relationship between the two is struck.

This lasts a good while, having its ups and downs like any college relationship, but eventually the day comes when they both graduate.

The two couldn't be happier!

They both get jobs close to one another and move into an apartment together.

One day, the partner-onion is anxiously awaiting the lawyer-onion at home.

She's been ill all day and checking has confirmed her suspicions.

She tearfully - and joyfully - breaks the news to the lawyer-onion; they're going to have a tiny baby-onion together.

A shallot, if you will.

A few days later, this prompts the lawyer-onion to propose to his heretofore girlfriend-onion.

They are soon wed, having a fantastic wedding-day and husband and wife-onions are on top of the world.

The day comes of the birth and no complications - a tiny, healthy baby onion is born to two proud parents.

Seeing this little bundle of oniony love in their arms causes them to fall deeper in love than ever.

Over the next few years, husband-and-wife-onions' lives are fantastic.

He's prospering at work, she's really enjoying taking some time to raise the baby-onion and over time the baby-onion grows into a hale and hearty toddler-onion, who then becomes a child-onion.

One day, the idyll of the onions' lives is shattered when tragedy strikes.

The lawyer-onion (now a partner-onion in a prestigious law firm due to chance and hard work) is at work, and mother-onion is washing dishes and watching her child play in the yard.

She glances away to take another plate and turns her vision back to

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Tough day being a plumber...

... was draining πŸ’¦

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashwinvias
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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My deaf-mute postman has such a tough job. He starts work at 3am. In summer he gets attacked by dogs and in winter he has to brave through sub-zero temperatures. But in spite of all this....

I’ve never heard him complain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NameViolation666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Addictions are tough to overcome...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMajicman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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Two strips of tarmac are arguing about who is the toughest. They have in idea to fight the shady looking guy in the corner to prove how tough they are. The barman stops them.

I wouldn't mess with him lads. He's a cycle path.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callos05
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Being a scarecrow is a tough job...

but hay... It’s in my jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papadooku
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Growing up can be tough... reddit.com/r/3amjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meoffagain
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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My Calculus Professor is having a tough time adjusting to retired life.

He can’t seem to deal with the aftermath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Why are Greeks not morning people? Because Dawn is tough on grease.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mookster1338
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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Tyrannosaurus rex eggs are tough to break out of.

It makes a little dino sore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotter66
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Ravens fans are so tough...

...they hang out in crowbars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Happy_Each_Day
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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After a long and tough discussion, my wife and I decided on adoption.

Let the little shits be someone else’s problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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If you ever think your life is tough, just imagine being a tennis ball.

People applauding because you got hit really hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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I got in a car accident last week and things have just been really tough. They can’t find any parts for it because the manufacturer went out of business a few years ago and not having a vehicle is really putting a strain on my work and family. It’s just a lot to handle.

Sorry for the Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tx_Deception_Tx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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This winter is having a tough time in the job market.

0 Degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wesborland1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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Growing a herb garden can be tough...

It's hard to find thyme for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLTeezyMcD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2017
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Too much pride is a tough thing to grow up with.

Believe me, I'm not lion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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I was cracking up... tough crowd though.

Son (age 5): I don't want scrambled eggs for breakfast!

Me: What do you mean? You love scrambled eggs!

Son: I used to like them more but we've had them so much I don't like them anymore.

Me: Sounds like you're having... an egg-sistential crisis.

Son: ... what?

Me: Never mind, eat your eggs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spoonhocket
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2014
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Blended families are tough imgur.com/0Rh4BgN
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2015
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I was going though a tough time in my life, when my mom gave me a doller in quarters....

and I said I DON'T LIKE CHANGE, MOM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vcx_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2016
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Landing a job in the moisturizer industry is tough. My advice?

Apply daily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2017
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