Why is being a sleep analyst considered one of the toughest jobs in the market?

You work with your eyes closed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacenerdgasms
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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You know what the toughest thing about being a gay black police officer is?

The discrimination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bill__DeWahl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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What's the toughest part of being Vegan?

Keeping it to yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Why are French bakers the toughest?

They're used to dealing with pain every day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n1njast1ck
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Which type of food is toughest on your body to eat?

Shellfish, you could really pull a mussel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dandaman184
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Which cult is the toughest?

Difficult

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extruderalert
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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So 3 roads walked into a bar

A length of freeway walked into a bar, and yelled out "I'm the meanest bit of road west of the Pesos, nobody wanna mess with me!"

Then some duplicated overpass walked into the bar. "Anybody think they're tough enough to take on this piece of transit infrastructure? Well, are ya?"

Finally a stretch of dual carriageway walked into the bar. "This bad boy is badder than all you weaklings, whaddya gonna do about it!"

As they were all glaring at each other in a Mexican standoff, some bicycle laneway walked into the bar, threw a chair out of the way and kicked over a table. "I'm the roughest, toughest, meanest, baddest piece of asphalt there is! You're all soft snowflakes! Ain't anyone who has the guts to take me on!"

The first three roadways all immediately turned to the bar and started meekly sipping their drinks, trying to look inconspicuous. The bartender asked them "What's the matter, are you going to let him get away with that? Why don't you stand up to him?"

"We aren't going to mess with him", they replied, "He's a real cycle path".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SurfingSherlock
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Furniture sales

Did I ever tell you about my days as a furniture salesman? I had the toughest time getting people to look at my stool samples....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barry_vancouver1
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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[request] puns for a campaign slogan involving my name

I’m running for senior class president and my name is Miranda Alfaro, I need a good slogan since my toughest opponent named Chase is β€œchase your dreams” thank you to whoever makes me one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mirandaalfaro
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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there we were, ten men against a thousand

toughest ten we ever fought.

that was one that my dad used to tell that would make me groan that basically left me in stitches when I remembered it years later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinchealeman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2013
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What's the toughest part of being a vegan?

Keeping it to yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eternallatake
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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