A list of puns related to "Toughest"
You work with your eyes closed
The discrimination.
Keeping it to yourself.
They're used to dealing with pain every day.
Shellfish, you could really pull a mussel.
Difficult
A length of freeway walked into a bar, and yelled out "I'm the meanest bit of road west of the Pesos, nobody wanna mess with me!"
Then some duplicated overpass walked into the bar. "Anybody think they're tough enough to take on this piece of transit infrastructure? Well, are ya?"
Finally a stretch of dual carriageway walked into the bar. "This bad boy is badder than all you weaklings, whaddya gonna do about it!"
As they were all glaring at each other in a Mexican standoff, some bicycle laneway walked into the bar, threw a chair out of the way and kicked over a table. "I'm the roughest, toughest, meanest, baddest piece of asphalt there is! You're all soft snowflakes! Ain't anyone who has the guts to take me on!"
The first three roadways all immediately turned to the bar and started meekly sipping their drinks, trying to look inconspicuous. The bartender asked them "What's the matter, are you going to let him get away with that? Why don't you stand up to him?"
"We aren't going to mess with him", they replied, "He's a real cycle path".
Did I ever tell you about my days as a furniture salesman? I had the toughest time getting people to look at my stool samples....
Iβm running for senior class president and my name is Miranda Alfaro, I need a good slogan since my toughest opponent named Chase is βchase your dreamsβ thank you to whoever makes me one!
toughest ten we ever fought.
that was one that my dad used to tell that would make me groan that basically left me in stitches when I remembered it years later.
Keeping it to yourself.
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