I want to post a Tik Tok video of me playing my guitar but...

... I'd probably be band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Tik tok bean o clock
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamid1103
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Don't put soy sauce on your testicles like the viral Tik Tok videos say.

Never Kikkoman in the balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koto65
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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β€œDo you have Tik Tok?”

β€œYeah, I actually have all of Ke$has albums.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kclbancroft
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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this person just made a tik tok joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diviniled
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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Why do Redditors hate clocks?

Cause every second they Tik Tok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flunterwat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I bought a new clock. Total waste of money.

It’s spends all day doing tik toks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigpapastu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Why did Beethoven kill all of his chickens?

They were going, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I did nazi that one coming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtc30001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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How does a millennial learn to tell the time?

With TikTok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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My wife caught me drinking brake fluid this morning. She told me that wasn't good for me.

I told her it's okay, I can stop anytime.

Credit to @meetbuford on TikTok for this.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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How did TikTok become so popular?

They chose a really good TokTik

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedulas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I cant watch my clock anymore!

The tik toks are so annoying...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker1155
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What does the clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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Once long ago, a fisherman heard beautiful singing while he was alone a at sea.

He followed the enchanting voice till he came upon a singing yellowfin tuna. He knew he had found something incredible. He caught the fish, kept it alive and returned home.

He showed his friends and posted videos on tik tok, and the singing fish went viral. It could sing almost anything, but Pavarotti was it's favorite.

The fisherman toured around the world with the fish and set up a website to sell merch. The clothing he made sold like crazy, so he ordered thousands of short sleeve shirts to be made in advance.

Unfortunately, the fish died, and the public lost interest. The fisherman was left with endless opera tuna tees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basmith0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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How do you say hi to japanese homies?

Tok Yo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jige1337
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What did the German Composer say to the Metronome?

Ve haff vays of making you tok!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sacerdotal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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