Tobias Beecher Puns

-Both end up in bad situations because of their life choices

-Both are fish out of water in their new environments, but adapt very quickly to them and often end out on top

-Both are very creative and crafty when they want to be

-Both are very hardened by their experiences

-Estranged from their families

-Still the more “human” characters in their respective shows

Anyone disagree or agree?

I want to know your throughs on this pairing! Follow up questions welcome! Let’s get this thread growing. 🥳

i reached season 4, but damn the most fucked up thing that made me angry and made complex feelings is when Tobias Beecher's son's hand got mailed to him #$^@#$^$%&$%& fucking asssssholeww

..... my favorite character is Tobias Beecher and karim saeed though he has some problems, xD saeed is my last name

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2. Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
3. Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
4. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
5. All the President’s Men by Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward
6. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon
7. An American Tragedy by Theodore Dreiser
8. And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie
9. Angela’s Ashes by Frank McCourt
10. Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
11. The Archidamian War by Donald Kagan
12. The Armies of the Night: History as a Novel, the Novel as a History by Norman Mailer
13. The Art of Fiction by Henry James
14. The Art of Living by Epictetus
15. The Art of War by Sun Tzu
16. As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
17. Atonement by Ian McEwan
18. Autobiography of a Face by Lucy Grealy
19. The Awakening by Kate Chopin
20. Babe by Dick King-Smith
21. Backlash: The Undeclared War Against American Women by Susan Faludi
22. Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress by Dai Sijie
23. Bambi: A Life in the Woods by Felix Salten
24. Bel Canto by Ann Patchett
25. The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
26. Beloved by Toni Morrison
27. Beowulf by Anonymous
28. The Bhagavad Gita by Anonymous
29. The Bielski Brothers: The True Story of Three Men Who Defied the Nazis, Built a Village in the Forest, and Saved 1200 Jews by Peter Duffy
30. Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women by Elizabeth Wurtzel
31. A Bolt from the Blue and Other Essays by Mary McCarthy
32. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
33. Brick Lane by Monica Ali
34. Brigadoon by Alan Jay Lerner
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I got the inspiration to do this from this thread. It's kinda got me hooked on looking up old event threads to see old takes, good or bad. Some of the threads were deleted or I missed them with my search, if you find them I will add them.

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My Rating: 5/5 stars

Cast - First Appearance

Cops

• Captain George Barnfather (Clayton LeBouef) - Giradello's boss
• Chris Thormann (Lee Tergessen)

Others

• Ed Danvers (Željko Ivanek) - Assistant State's Attorney

Plot

This episode opens with a continuation of the scene from the end of episode 1 with Bayliss investigating the scene of the murder of a young black girl as three more senior detectives (Crosetti, Munch & Lewis) watch on. They know the scene has told them all that it can but Bayliss won't let it go. It takes Giardello turning up to get him out of his funk.

The following morning Bayliss & Pembleton break the news to the girl's mother and sister. Back at the station we get the girl's name: Edina. She was stabbed. This case is bad even for these guys and extra troops are called in and most all of the detectives are working it to some extent.

Munch & Bolander (M&B) get called to a nice neighbourhood where an old man is lying dead on the floor. Except he's not dead. The couple start arguing and the detectives leave the 'domestic' to the uniformed cop who called them. Why do I get the feeling one of them is going to end up dead soon.

The ME we met last episode scolds Bayliss for moving Edina's body too soon as the change in body temperature means the time of death is now more of a guess than an estimate.

M&B are back at the swanky house and this time the husband really is dead in what sounds similar to the recent case in the UK when Penelope Jackson stabbed and killed her husband and bragged about it to the cops as they arrested her.

An ASA turns up to discuss a weak case with Howard.

The detectives have a round table about Edina's last hours alive and I like that they all have things to contribute, especially things they know about the neighbourhood. Pembleton wants to replace Bayliss as Primary and to be fair, Bayliss has been a bit out of his depth so far. Giardello puts a lightning bolt up Bayliss's butt. The Captain (Giardello's boss, I'm assuming) also wants him replaced.

M&B visit the only ME in the city about the dead husband from earlier. She's the woman Bolander has his eye on. His not-so-subtle chat up lines fall flat.

Edina's murder isn't the only one and s

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Let’s be frank: Keller was a sociopath, even more than Vern Schillinger. As Tobias stated in the final episode, Keller kills for sport. Many people think that the perverse relationship was based on “love” but I suspect that the relationship was really based on Tobias’ emotionally codependency and Keller’s desire to dominate human beings.

Another way we can tell that their relationship was flimsy and toxic is how easy Tobias or Chris turned on each other. They never seemed to be on the same side for more than a few episodes. If Chris and Tobias were free, it is unlikely their would be any attraction. I also suspected Keller was actually jealous of Tobias. Tobias came off blue blooded and Keller gave me a vibe of coming from blue collar or lower. Keller’s jealousy of Tobias manifested as him sabotaging Tobias on multiple occasions.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.