Legal Technicality Puns

A list of puns related to "Legal Technicality"

If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, he will be rolling in his grave.
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👤︎ u/jarl_draven
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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My son turned 21 today and as we were about to share our first drink together, I wisely advised him, "Remember, vodka may not be the answer..."

"...but it’s worth a shot."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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Quick Question ...

Can I legally wear my 2020 glasses while driving cuz technically ...

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👤︎ u/a_r_burns
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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Bringing my girlfriend over for dinner for the first time...

Dad: wow, You are really pretty! GF: thank you! :D Dad: do you have any sisters with poor eye sight for this guy? pointing at my little brother

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👤︎ u/Dr_Awesome_Sauce
📅︎ Jul 23 2013
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