Corrections Officer Puns

A list of puns related to "Corrections Officer"

Why did the inmate keep smuggling in Indian food for corrections officers?

He wanted to curry favor with the guards.

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👤︎ u/Mstrchapl
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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The floor indicator light in the elevator of my local office is broken and rarely gives the correct floor number...

It's wrong on so many levels.

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👤︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
📅︎ Aug 04 2017
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What do you call an American grammar nazi?

A correctional officer

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👤︎ u/chewcok
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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Officer Lo

My dad is a corrections officer. Him and another guy, office Lo, are watching a prisoner at the hospital.

My dad said "if the prisoner acts up, I go high, he go Lo"

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👤︎ u/Sheehan7
📅︎ Feb 10 2017
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