My buddy, Evan, just got acquitted of all charges that he was imprinting his face in the foundation of a local housing project.

They couldn't find any concrete Evan dents.

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A car was acquitted from multiple murder charges

They couldn't find a locomotive

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Did you hear about the semicolon who broke the law?

He was given two consecutive sentences.

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