Imagine a world where monkeys have given up tobacco.

Planet of the Vapes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spatzekoar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2019
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What Tobacco Product Did the Ancient Mesopotamians Smoke?

Ziggurats!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZoggekTheSavage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2019
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I work with an Asian co-worker who dips tobacco...

His name is Mr. Chu

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aznkracr518
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24 2019
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What do you call an ape made from tobacco?

A cigorilla.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/goat_chortle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04 2017
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Apparently the grammar on tobacco packaging costs money.

My friend was very annoyed about the extra he had to pay for the "syn-tax".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shelvac2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2016
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Bono is still struggling to kick his smokeless tobacco habit...

He can't live with or without chew.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jmmccann
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10 2017
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What did the guy at the tobacco store say to the guy who came in right before they closed for the night?

You got here just in the nicotime!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Donald-Trumps-Hands
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24 2016
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So my dad left for cigarettes and never came back

I guess he had tobacco-out of the relationship

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pikkl_rikk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2019
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The new Double Wookie Burger at the Mos Eisley Cantina is a disappointment.

It’s two Chewie.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jaggington
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12 2018
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There's a town in MN named Motley...

Which means that for an hour in the car on the way to a Montana ski trip my dad and I went back-and-forth talking about it. (Source: I'm also a dad)

They have a factory that makes church benches. The famous Motley Pew.

They have their own brand of beer: The Motley Brew.

Stop by the diner for some Motley Stew.

Worst smokeless tobacco product ever: Motley Chew.

There's only one non-Christian in the whole town: The Motley Jew.

The town copyrighted their official town color: Motley Blue.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/trevize1138
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