My gramps left his brisket in the smoker too long
Old timer
Studies show habitual marijuana smokers have increased saliva production
When asked if there was any prevention, scientists stated you can either spit or get off the pot.
I was talking to my dad yesterday about all the meats my husband has cooked in the smoker
My dad: I tried to smoke a chicken once, but it wouldn't light.
Thinking about opening a hotel for weed smokers.
Iām gone call it Swisha Suites. Lol!
What color are a smoker's lungs?
Toblacko
If a jet plane loaded with e-cigarette smokers flies overhead, you'll see the vaper trail.
Why smokers are not shouting on roads protesting against the vape ban?
They don't have enough lung capacity
What did the weed smoker bake?
Pot pie.
What school does non-weed smokers go to to learn how to smoke?
High school
I greeted my neighbor who was a chain smoker today....
I said to him, good morning your "Highness".
For habitual smokers
My Uncle Ray was a 2 pack a day smoker and frequently let the ash burn all the down before tipping it off. As a result he was frequently spilling ash on his clothes. Whenever this would happen, he would look at us, grin and say
"Guess I really made an ash of myself, huh?"
What did the smoker say when he ran out of smokes and found a cigarette pack?
Just in the nic'o tine.
Three smokers on a boat don't have a match.
You know what I love about living in a house of smokers?
Everything smells like meat.
I want to open a place that makes Indian flatbread in a smoker.
It would be a naan smoking restaurant.
Which November holiday is a weed smoker's favorite?
Danksgiving.
Tonight at dinner, my best friend told my dad, "My sister is a chain smoker."
My dad replied, "How DO they light those chains?"
