Tigger Puns

A list of puns related to "Tigger"

Piglet, Tigger, and Eeyore have all split ways with Winnie the Pooh.

They just couldn't bear him anymore.

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👤︎ u/sergioarmagh
📅︎ Mar 09 2021
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What did Tigger see when he looked in the toilet?

Pooh

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👤︎ u/scraffe
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet

He was looking for Pooh

Old I know...

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👤︎ u/mlrous
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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Why did TIGGER always smell bad?

Because he was constantly playing with Poo.

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👤︎ u/boop66
📅︎ May 04 2017
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My kids' diapers have characters like Eeyore, Tigger, Piglet, etc...

Occasionally I tell my wife, "We can't use that one, it already has Pooh on it."

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👤︎ u/kuzinrob
📅︎ Jul 01 2018
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How did Tigger get Owl to go to the hootenanny?

He used his owl go rhythm

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👤︎ u/Dyspaereunia
📅︎ Oct 03 2016
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Why does Tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with poo.

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👤︎ u/thisispants
📅︎ Jun 14 2017
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Why has Tigger got no mates?

Because he plays with Pooh.....

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👤︎ u/trajiin
📅︎ Apr 16 2016
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Pooh can't calculate the angle at which his friend magically conjured a kitschy garden ornament.

He's not good with tigger-gnome-hat-trick equations.

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👤︎ u/thvwlsrmssng
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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My son asked me "where does poo come from?" I was a little flustered, but did my best to explain about food, stomach, intestines, digestion, etc.

He looked confused, then stared at me in stunned silence. After a few seconds he asked "And Tigger?"

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👤︎ u/ez-pz-lemon
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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My three year old girl asked me, "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but decided to give her an honest explanation, so I explained, "You just ate breakfast, yes?"

"Yes." she replied.

"Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, then whatever is left over, comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet! And that, is poo!"

She looked a little perplexed, stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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Why did Winnie the Pooh quit his job writing obituaries?

He didn't like being the bear of bad news.

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👤︎ u/Feddny
📅︎ May 26 2018
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Why does piglet stink?

Because it plays with pooh

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👤︎ u/yashrajt
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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This is pretty tenuous even by dollar-store standards.... imgur.com/Tr4L2qv
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👤︎ u/ultra-saurus
📅︎ Jun 07 2015
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The Pooh Corner. imgur.com/vbaUEZk
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👤︎ u/Rhystah
📅︎ Mar 09 2014
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Post your most recent, facepalm-inducing puns!

[during tonight's Minnesota Wild/Chicago Blackhawks game]

Me: "Hey, do you want to hear a hockey joke?"

Eldest sister: "No."

Me: "OK. Just checking."

Your turn! Make me cringe! :D

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👤︎ u/Metallica93
📅︎ May 04 2015
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#TiggerWarning imgur.com/qgaMIoi
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👤︎ u/ElderCunningham
📅︎ May 02 2015
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They say the best joke is in the comments
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👤︎ u/BenjaminEsquire
📅︎ Mar 22 2018
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Why did Tigger have his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!

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👤︎ u/GhostfromTexas
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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What was Tigger doing in the bathroom?

Looking for Pooh

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👤︎ u/marcuccione
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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Why'd Tigger have his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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👤︎ u/Amd20555
📅︎ Dec 24 2017
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Why did Tigger have his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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👤︎ u/Trtlman
📅︎ Jun 16 2018
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Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

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👤︎ u/MasterPolley
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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What was tigger doing in the bathroom ?

Looking for pooh

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👤︎ u/marcuccione
📅︎ Mar 01 2017
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