It’s sad the neighborhood went down the crapper
Why was the dolphin sad? because it had no porpoise in life.
Sometimes Sundays are really sad, but I noticed today that they are never the saddest of the week
The day before is always a sadder day
What was the sad teenager listening to while they were forced to do yard work?
Why was the sea anemone sad?
Because he'd rather see a friend.
Why was the dog sad?
His girlfriend was a bitch!
Sad news. The man who invented predictive text has passed away.
Lifeguards are sad to report the drowning of a hippie last night.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because of all its problems
What do you call a person with one eye that's sad all the time?
After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
Why was the strawberry sad?
Why was the amputee sad?
He had just been defeeted.
Why was Mike Tyson Sad at the strip club?
Sad to report the death of the founder of Dulux paint. He died this morning from hypothermia on top of a mountain.
It's been reported he could have done with another coat.
What did one sad cow say to the other sad cow?
What did the sad lamp say when plugged in?
I finally feel better now that I’ve got an emotional outlet.
Did you hear the sad news about the free-solo rock climber that fell to his death?
It’s a real shame because he was such a down-to-earth guy.
Why did the plum feel so sad inside?
Why was the anus sad?
Because it has been dealing with shit for years
Why was the cheese sad?
Because it was bleu....
I know I know cheesy joke.. but surely we can all agree it was still gouda!
People are so sad I’m not entering the bake off this year.
Even their cakes are in tiers.
Why was the cookie so sad?
Because his dad was a wafer so long.
Why was the man sad that he lost his cookie from the Chinese Restaurant?
His carelessness cost him a fortune.
I came out of the bathroom with a sad look on my face and turned to my wife
"I guess my dad was right after all"
...
"I am full of shit"
What did the man say to the sad German egg noodle?
You'll always be spaetzle to me!
When I die bury me on the weekend. Because the day I die will be sad,
But the funeral will be on a sadder day.
Why was the Navy Seal sad?
He doesn't like the color blue.
Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?
Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems
Why was the German boy sad when sister ran away with his 3-Musketeers Candy Bar ??
Because he was Far-from-nougat!
Why were the melon lovers sad?
I find it so sad that the US uses another unit other than °C or K for measuring temperature.
Sad news today in Germany. The inventor of the lozenge has died.
They service will be held on Monday. They'll be no coffin.
Why was the near sighted dolphin so sad?
He couldn’t see a porpoise ahead of him.
What do you call a sad person in the Caribbean?
My wife is teaching my little ones (3/1) about bugs so they wrote “Ant” in honey on a piece of paper to attract them and set it out on the deck. She was sad When we went out to check later that day, only one was there.
You should have pluralized it and more would have shown up!
I'm so sad, the sun caught Corona.
The garbage man looks sad.
Yeah, he's wheelie bin depressed.
Sad story about the Native American that drank 37 glasses of ice tea. The next morning they found him dead...
Face down in his tea pee.
Why was the math book so sad?
Why was the math book so sad?
Why did the Math book look so sad ?
Because it had a lot of problems
Kids, Why did the math book look so sad?
Because of all of its problems!!!
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because of all of its problems!
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because of all of its problems!
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