A list of puns related to "The Penguins"
Because it was bipolar...
If you think that's impressive you should see the Gen 3
A white penguin is coming towards you, while a black penguin is walking away from you.
Lost.
I have just run over a NUN
Cuz was an ice guy
Gentwo penguins
Waddle'll it be?
He's not a flight risk.
He was a flightless bird.
He had cold feet.
Half an hour, same as the zebras.
They were called pencilguins but were tragically erased.
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
Aunt Arctica
He ordered vanilla ice cream and gobbles it down before going back to the mechanic.
Mechanic: It looks like you blew a seal.
Penguin: Ah no thatβs just ice cream.
What is this, some sort of a joke?
Lost!
A bystander helps him and calls the ambulance for him, The transport driver tells the man to take the penguins to the zoo then man says okay. Later when the truck driver was released from the hospital he sees the man walking out of the movie theatre with a line of penguins behind him, he asked what the hell hes doing and the man said, well you told me to take them to the zoo, i did, then i took them to the mall and now the movies.
Antarctica.
He couldnβt break the ice.
He got cold feet.
Nothing. It just waved
They really are on thin ice
Julius Freezer
Aunt Arctica
It's going to be called 'April of the Penguins'.
Igloos it together.
It's nice and Chile.
Because they were polar opposites!
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