A list of puns related to "The Chairman"
They were just following the chicken!
The vote was 10 - 4
I'm now the C-I-E-I-O
I am now the #1 chair maker of the company.
Though, looking back, it seemed unethical, considering the fact that tools exist
The chairman.
it would be called Ottoman Empire. I'd be the chairman. I'd really be turning the tables of furniture sales. I'd put my futon anyone who tries to stop me.
I went to a gun show last weekend, and they were interviewing the NRA chairman on some new gun laws. They wanted to get people excited, so they shot t-shirts out into the audience with a t-shirt gun. They wanted to shoot money instead, but they were told they couldnโt use the money gun; it was a Cash .22.
He suggested I use "former Chairman of the Federal Reserve, Alan Greens-pan".
So I was moving a chair from one room to another, carrying it through the hallway
Dad: "Everybody behave, it's the chairman!"
Me: Dad, I'm bored! Dad: I'm chairman of the board
UGHHHHH DAAAAAAD.
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