Why can't Thanos watch the Argentinian history musical?

He... Is... Inevitable!

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Did y'all hear that Thanos has been committed to an insane asylum?

It's true. He snapped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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After my sister got furious at me talking in Thanos dialogues, I apologized and said

"I'm sorry little one"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lyadh_lord
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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What's Thanos' favourite social network?

Snapchat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameSpaghette
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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was Thanos a good guy?

the jury is still 50/50

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dym_sh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Do you know how Thanos came up with his horrible plans?

He’s a stoner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheesydoodlers
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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How does Thanos smell things? /r/Jokes/comments/l7hgme/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiatiaaa89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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2 years ago I went to Halloween as ThanOS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/clrobertson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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If Captain Marvel got snapped by Thanos...

she'd be Debris Larson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Negative_Integer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Thanos would be great at making cereal

As his Cereal would be perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buzz0016
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why did Thanos settle on Asgard for his vacation?

He wanted to keep it low key (Loki)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinzlo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Me: Know what Thanos says when he finds a rotten fruit in his garden? My kids: Ugh.

"It is... Inedible"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fubarfrank
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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What is Thanos' favorite video game?

Half-Life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What is Thanos' favorite vegetable?

Sugar Snap Peas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordDariusPrime
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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What is Thanos favourite app?

Snap-chat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DickieMcGee123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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My friend Thanos just lost his mind.

He really snapped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scathyr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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When Thanos gets killed in the first 10 minutes in Endgame
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Polar_Eagle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Thanos has a favorite social media

Snapchat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokeyporcupine
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Thanos

Dear Thanos,

Wipe out half the universe and make it snappy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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How do you console Thanos when he's upset?

Bruh, Just Snap out if it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/syheadafsar
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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What did thanos want to happen to the universe?

[Deleted]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zapyre
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Thanos, Hulk and Iron Man craeated a geoup chat.

It's called snapchat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UkuSw0w
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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It’s a bit disappointing that the Ant Man defeating Thanos theory won’t happen. After all, I’m sure the strategy would have...

Rectum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emeraldzoroark
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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What did Thanos say after he snapped his fingers?

Woah there partner, this could of been an endgame spoiler, better be more careful next time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MurtleWasHere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What is Thanos' favorite hydrogen isotope?

Tritium, because it has an half-life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_L0ne_Warri0r
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Why did Thanos’s people ignore his plan?

Because he was known for his snap judgments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lord-of-fail
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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What game did Thanos's dad play with him when he was a baby?

"Got your Thanose!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiddenLayer5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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What's Thanos's favorite drink?

Snapple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinkoboe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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What is thanos favourite app on phone

Snapchat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fredjohn50
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What kind of shoes does Thanos wear?

New Balance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ericharvidson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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How did antman defeat thanos?

He rectum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulaser
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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What does Thanos eat in the mornings.

A perfectly balanced breakfast, as all meals should be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hknewt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Thor was pretty upset after losing half of his people to Thanos

I guess you could say that he was a Thor loser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agfwouldbecool
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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thanos: im inevitable ironman: hi inevitable im dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thekkkkiller
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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What are Thanos's favourite biscuits?

Ginger snaps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sammmywammmy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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My son told me that any Thanos quote can be used in a conversation and it will still make sense.

Impossible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samrf1202
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Thanos decision-making

How did Thanos decide to bring balance to the Universe?

He made a snap decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daTMariano
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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A word to Thanos

As far as /rthanosdidnothingwrong, I won't be jumping on that banned wagon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varis_2003
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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What is Thanos's favorite PC game ??

Half Life <3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abquake
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Thor seemed pretty mad at thanos at the end of infinity war

I guess you could say he snapped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theguyofri
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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What's Thanos' favorite phone app?

Snapchat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SWGGRBLSTR
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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Captain Marvel got snapped by Thanos.

She was played by Debris Larson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Negative_Integer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Did you hear that Thanos was committed to an insane asylum? It's true.

He snapped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What is Thanos's favorite social media platform?

Snapchat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChefOfRamen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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What's Thanos's favorite drink

Snapple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mc_Swagget
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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