Did you hear that Iron Man and the Silver Surfer are teaming up?

They're going to be alloys.

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Iron Man and the Silver Surfer is teaming up for the next movie to fight crime.

They are alloys.

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What did the Silver Surfer say when blasted with hydrogen gas?

AgHHHHHHHHHHHH..

I'll show myself out.

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Cross Post - why didn't this start here?
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Science Puns

One of the funniest school puns; science puns

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.


The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.


If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.


A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”


Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you’re talking nonsense!


How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.


What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? Woopea!


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


I wish I was adenine, then, I could get paired with U.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says β€œI think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says β€œI think I’ll have an H2O too” β€” and he died.


A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.


Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets? Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.


I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.


What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? I like your β€œstyle.”


I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.


I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.


Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.


Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.


Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.


What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!


A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies β€œFor you, no charge”.


Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: β€œOh, no, I think I lost an electron.” β€œAre you sure?”

β€œYe

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up ...

They'd be alloys!

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If the silver surfer and iron man teamed up, they'd be alloys!
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The Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up...

They formed an alloy-ence

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Iron Man and The Silver Surfer are teaming up for the next movie.

They will be alloys.

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If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up...

They would be alloys.

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If the silver surfer and iron man teamed up

They would be alloys.

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Buddy in class just asked me this in class

If iron man and the silver surfer teamed up, would they be alloys?

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