Tess Puns

And I have a Czech one too. A Czech one too.

If you invited Tess Daly, Sebastian Coe, Val Kilmer and Hugh Grant to dinner, and mad them cook, would you have a Tess Coe Val Hugh meal?

So we're at a dinner party, and a cat walks in the room. I remember he's allergic to cats, so I ask him about.
Him: Yeah, I am allergic to cats.
Me: What about Tess? (his daughter)
Him: No, I'm not allergic to Tess.