Pun help

Hello, my girlfriend and I LOVE puns, but I haven't been able to come up with a good pun for her name. Her name is Tessa, and help is appreciated

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👤︎ u/MCPgaming
📅︎ Aug 02 2016
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My 3 year old niece dad joked me last night.

Me: Tessa you're so pretty

Her: Uncle jonny, I'm not pretty. I'm tessa.

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📅︎ Aug 31 2014
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Brand new baby boy.

Grandmother: "..and then last week Tessa had her brand new baby boy."

Grandfather: "Whatever happened to parents having old baby boys. I miss that trend."

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📅︎ Nov 19 2013
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