I’m not sure if it’s true or false that he is the Prime Minister of Canada, but that his name is Justin

is Trudeau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Justin Timberlake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hesso921
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Justin Timberlake admitted to being dyslexic.

Take a moment to let that N’Sync.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kayakman28
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Are physical puns a thing here? I'm just gonna leave this here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/grunzi6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I reduced Trudeau
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Canadian PM Justin Trudeau considers changing the name of a province

But the voters are having Nunavut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jazzbandrew
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Iowa Results Justin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/douglasses2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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What's Justin Trudeau's favourite ginger ale?

Canada Moist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trailsend85
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Two prawns were swimming around in the sea

One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:

Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian!!.. πŸ€ͺ🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What do you call a guy who always arrives on time

Justin time. (Got it from that tracer voiceline)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eily146
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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My sister didn't believe me when I told her I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is

It's Trudeau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eventualmente
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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I recently changed my alarm clock music to a Justin Bieber song.

Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day so that I don’t have to listen to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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What's Justin Timberlake's favorite part of Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScoutsOut389
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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If I ever needed an alias, it would be Justin Kase.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyanCryptic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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For the Justin Timberlake lovers out there

https://preview.redd.it/o0jqynhnyqh31.jpg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deddb5dd10645cc90b165754de79ab61a4a2928a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbalint92
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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7 year old my wife babysits just pulled out a dad joke...

While playing with our 5 year old son and discussing Ninjas and Lego Ninjago...

7 Year Old: I know what kind of shoes Ninjas wear....

5 Year Old: What kind?

7 Year Old: Sneakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebowtiger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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What did Justin Timberlake say when the lead singer of Weezer asked him to name a major peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea?

Crimea, Rivers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/underdog_rox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/domadomdom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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A man named Nicholas Justin retires early from his job at a prominent magazine

At the retirement party, his boss says, "You might be getting to the next stage in your life early, but you'll always be Justin, the Nick of Time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/command_block_guy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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My sister has a cat named Queso. I told her she should get two more and name one of them Justin and the other Mergencies...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrewsTravelers365
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Just in case
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marekmonster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Help me to understand a pun, how I found it quote unquote.

I’ve never seen an old man named Kyle or Justin πŸ€”πŸ€”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Some-MCFC-Fan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Saw that Justin Timberlake owns a Kay’s Jewelers store as a backup.

You know, Justin Kay’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/visionweaver
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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So two Justins walk into a news studio.

They decide to play a game with the anchor while he’s on air. During the newscast they walk up to the anchor and ask β€œ which of us two is the most made for TV?”

The anchor turned to the camera and said β€œThis Justin”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwdodson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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People keep telling me I know Justin Huff

But I’ve never met the guy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/numb3red
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My favorite Justin Timberlake song is the one about the river in Crimea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dexemplu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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I am really hoping Justin Beiber sings at my funeral.

Then it’ll be the second worst thing happening to my friends that day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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The greatest newborn baby boy name ever.... Justin, because... wait for it.... he's "JUST IN"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fyren92694
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Where does Justin Timberlake go when he needs a vacation?

Crimea River.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ISFJ-T
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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What does a CIA agent do when he sleeps?

He goes undercover

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mefingers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Justin Bieber was in a hotel in Arizona yesterday. The air conditioning was broken, so he asked the hotel manager if he could do something about the heat.

The hotel manager replied, "sorry, I'm not a big fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
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Back when I lived in New York, I had a friend named Justin, who worked as an NBA clock operator.

We called him Justin, the Knick of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealCalypso
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I wish I hade a contortionist friend named Justin so I can carry him around in a suit case...

... just in case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gr8hous3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2016
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My wife pregnant wife asked me what name we should name the baby if it's a boy. I replied Justin...

Just in case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firowind
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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What's Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nhiyla
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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Where is Justin Timberlake's favorite river located?

Crimea

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