A list of puns related to "Justine"
is Trudeau
Take a moment to let that NβSync.
But the voters are having Nunavut
Canada Moist.
One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:
Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian!!.. π€ͺπ€£
Justin time. (Got it from that tracer voiceline)
It's Trudeau
Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day so that I donβt have to listen to it.
The Crimea River
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While playing with our 5 year old son and discussing Ninjas and Lego Ninjago...
7 Year Old: I know what kind of shoes Ninjas wear....
5 Year Old: What kind?
7 Year Old: Sneakers
Crimea, Rivers.
At the retirement party, his boss says, "You might be getting to the next stage in your life early, but you'll always be Justin, the Nick of Time."
Iβve never seen an old man named Kyle or Justin π€π€
You know, Justin Kayβs
They decide to play a game with the anchor while heβs on air. During the newscast they walk up to the anchor and ask β which of us two is the most made for TV?β
The anchor turned to the camera and said βThis Justinβ
But Iβve never met the guy!
Then itβll be the second worst thing happening to my friends that day.
Crimea River.
He goes undercover
The hotel manager replied, "sorry, I'm not a big fan."
We called him Justin, the Knick of time.
... just in case
Just in case
Crimea River
Crimea
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