###WEEK 12

LOS ANGELES CHARGERS (6-4) @ DENVER BRONCOS (5-5)

SCORE

Q1 Scoring:

4:31 - Teddy Bridgewater 11-yard TD Rush [PAT good]

Q2 Scoring:

12:46 - Javonte Williams 9-yard TD rush [PAT good]

:31 - Austin Eckler 12-yard TD rush [PAT good]

Q3 Scoring:

Q4 Scoring:

8:54 - Eric Saubert 2-yard TD rec (Teddy Bridgewater pass) [PAT good]

7:28 - Patrick Surtain Jr. 70-yard INT return [PAT good]

4:34 - Jared Cook 18-yard TD rec (Justin Herbert pass) [2PC no good]

#WEATHER/BROADCAST

2:05 MT/3:05 CT/4:05 ET/1:05 ET/8:05 GMT @ Empower FIeld at Mile High

Weather: 65f, sunny, 6 mph NW

• TV: Greg Gumbel, Adam Archuleta and AJ Ross

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#INJURY

DEN Injury Report | LAC Injury Report

#FAST FACTS

From /u/PotRoastBoobs

• Broncos agree to terms with WR Courtland Sutton on four-year contract extension

• Broncos agree to terms with WR Tim Patrick on three-year contract

#TEAM CONNECTIONS

From /u/PotRoastBoobs

• Broncos RB Melvin Gordon III played five seasons (2015-19) with the Chargers.

• Chargers CB Chris Harris Jr. played nine seasons (2011-19) with the Broncos and was a member of the Super Bowl 50 team.

• Chargers G/T Michael Schofield III spent two seasons (2015-16) with the Broncos and also was a member of the Super Bowl 50 team.

• Chargers Head Coach Brandon Staley served as outside linebackers coach for the Broncos in 2019.

• Chargers RB Austin Ekeler is a native of Eaton, Colo. and played four seasons (2013-16) at Western Colorado University.

#AROUND THE AFC WEST

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The Chargers are entering the 2022 offseason with a wealth of resources: $70 million in cap space and eleven projected draft picks. We also only have thirty-three players under contract. This is lining up to be an extremely active period with a lot of moving parts, and below I have outlined the current situation of each position group on the offensive side of the ball for reference before the stove gets cooking. The offense is relatively intact, with few starters to manage and mostly backups to consider. Drop your thoughts, predictions, and wishes in the comments!

Quarterback

Under Contract: Justin Herbert, Easton Stick

Free Agents: Chase Daniel

Outlook: Justin Herbert is entering the third year of his rookie contract and is not yet eligible for a contract extension. The questions at this position begin behind him. We don’t really know what this coaching staff thinks about Easton Stick after one season, and he has been inactive for almost every game. Was he just kept as a COVID insurance policy? Does he have a chance to be a long-term backup to Herbert? Is he ready to be a backup now? It’s very hard to say, and next year is the last on Stick’s rookie contract. If he is ready, great! If not, I don’t see any reason to keep him on the roster (small COVID caveat here I guess). Cutting him would save almost $1M. Chase Daniel is an interesting case, too. He was brought in for his familiarity with Lombardi’s offense to help Herbert get up to speed and it seems to have been a big help. But do we need a second season of that? Another mystery. I don’t have much faith in him to keep the ship afloat if Herbert were to miss a game or two, which is what you need from a backup in a Super Bowl-hopeful season. Maybe it makes sense to keep him again as QB3 for that mentor role, but QB2 should either be Stick or someone not currently on the roster.

Possible Targets: Mitch Trubisky, Teddy Bridgewater, Jacoby Brissett

Runningback

Under Contract: Austin Ekeler, Joshua Kelley, Larry Rountree, Gabe Nabers

Free Agents: Justin Jackson

Outlook: Austin Ekeler is under contract through the 2023 season. A contract restructure is possible and would save us $2.5M against the cap. Joshua Kelley and Larry Rountree are both on their rookie contracts and cutting either would save around $700k. I do not expect both of them to make the roster next season as neither has done much with the opportunities given this year, and they’ve both spent games inactive. Most

I believe the Chargers 2021 offseason has a very good case for the single best in the entire NFL. You'd have a difficult time finding another team that added the same amount of talent and impact players, and it was done without any egregious whiffs as well. Tom Telesco did an outstanding job this year bringing in players on good contracts who are making an immediate impact, and followed that up with what is looking like a stellar draft class. As an added wrinkle, this was all done for a brand new coaching staff who brought in their own offensive and defensive schemes. So it's frustrating when I see all of the anger and (often just factually incorrect) criticism toward Telesco just because we're not winning every single game. Here I will go through the moves and additions he made this year, so we can celebrate the work he has done.

Pre- Free Agency

1/17/21: The Chargers sign Brandon Staley to be the next Head Coach

Second only to your franchise quarterback (which he coincidentally also nailed last year), the head coach is one of the most important decisions a GM makes. Considered a bold choice by most, as he is only 38 and spent just one year as a coordinator before this job, so far it looks like we've hit a home run with Staley. The team is currently 8-5 in his first season with playoffs on the horizon. There are still kinks to be worked out but that's to be expected with a rookie. The future looks bright with him at the helm.

Free Agency

3/18/21: The Chargers sign OL Matt Feiler to a 3yr/$21M contract

The first signing of Free Agency went towards building up what has been a bad to terrible offensive line for Tom Telesco's tenure. Feiler was a utility man for the Steelers playing both guard and tackle. He was brought in to be the starter at left guard, and he has easily outplayed his contract already. He has been a force in the run game as well as an adequate pass protector, and forms one of the best left sides in football along with a couple other of this year's additions.

3/19/21: The Chargers sign C Corey Linsley to a 5yr/$62.5M contract

At the top of every good little Chargers fan's wishlist sat Corey Linsley, 2020's first team All-Pro center. And Telesco Claus delivered, making him the highest paid center in the NFL. Linsley has been every bit as good as advertised and his veteran presence and knowledge of the game has been a huge boost to Herbert and the offensive line as a whole.

***3/22/21: The Chargers sign OG Od

❌not under contract ✅under contract

QB Herbert ✅ Chase Daniel❌ Stick✅

Herbert likes chase no reason to not bring him back it’s a <1mil

RB Ekeler✅ Justin Jackson❌ Joshua Kelley ✅ Larry Roundtree ✅

Ekeler needs help but Kelley and Jackson have flashes this position is awkward to predict-just don’t think they draft one?

WR Keenan✅ Mike W❌ Guyton❌ Joshua Palmer✅ -etc all prob gone -moore?

How much does Mike demand? I’m comfortable with 10 a year. Bring back Guyton even if he’s a WR4 he’s got chemistry with Herbert- Guyton isn’t enough as the speed threat alone though.

The team might need more speed at WR to unleash Herbert more. Mike is a beast but he’s not opening up the defense. Palmer looks good in the X role and isn’t opening up the defense either. The writing is on the wall to let Mike walk unfortunately. Christian Kirk?

TE Cook❌ Parham❌ Anderson❌ McKitty✅ Nabers✅

A Parham TE1 experiment might work. McKitty blocked well enough and should have a bigger role next year. Anderson took over FB role for Nabers. There’s a lot of potential free agent TEs you can trust for cheap. All on the table.

OT Slater✅ Bulaga✅ Storm❌ Pipkins✅

Depth! Storm has been good bring him back.

OG Feiler✅ Oday❌ Jaimes✅ Schofield❌

Depth! Oday was good bring him back!

C Corey Linsley✅ Quessenberry❌

Linsley is an all pro. Depth! Quess is good bring him back!

Edge Bosa✅ Nwosu ❌ Rumph ✅ Frackrell❌

Depth! Nwosu has had some great games no reason to not bring him back.

IDL -the big one Jones❌ Linival Joesph❌ Tillery ✅ Covington❌ Fehoko✅ Merril❌

Jones and Joesph aren’t the problem they’ve been good. Hope they pour a lot of resources into this. We won too many for Jordan Davis.

LB Kyzir❌ Tranquil✅ Murray✅ Ogbong✅ Nieman✅ Egbule❌

Thanks for trading up for K9 Lynn. Bring back Kyzir he’s been out best player for stretches. Need 1 more guy, LB group hasn’t been bad. If K9 figured things out that’s huge. Think this whole group is back.

CB ASJ✅ Davis✅ CHJ❌ Ryan Smith❌ Campbell❌ Harris❌

DEPTH! Good ones area back. Ryan Smith ST injury was a shame run it again. Kyle Fuller has to happen. And please sign another. (Or 2). Campbell is going to be a good player but would be better elsewhere.

S Derwin ✅ Nas✅ Gilman✅ Marshall❌ Webb✅

A safety familiar with Vic Fangio style would be nice. We drafted Webb late but those are the guys you have to hit on. They might not address safety.

There’s a decision at WR/TE but there’s plenty of WRs and capable TEs available not

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A few months ago, a dive into Grant Hill's Wikipedia page got me wondering. How many active teammates did he have? Curiosity piqued, I went from there and scanned over all NBA Hall of Famers and compiled their active teammates. And then did it with baseball. The NFL, with their much larger rosters, was a bit frightening, but here it is at last! First, a few ground rules.

A. Each player must have either played this year, or be on the injured reserve. No free agents, so players like Larry Fitzgerald were disqualified from this exercise.

B. Practice Squad DOES count. Tahir Whitehead played with Calvin and he's on a practice squad this year, I counted him. On the flip side, TO only played on the Seahawks practice squad in 2012, but I still counted the Hawks teammates.

C. Finally- I'm anything but perfect! I skimmed over all these rosters over a few hours, and I'm sure I missed a few here or there. Only caught Broncos Brett Kern, Steelers Brian Hoyer and Falcons Dustin Colquitt at the last moment. If you see where I erred, don't be afraid to correct me- I also used the rosters on Wikipedia, because Football Reference is murderously slow, so that might not capture the full season. Anyway, the players!

1. Ed Reed, with 27. Nick Folk, Demario Davis, Nick Bellore, Sheldon Richardson, Oday Aboushi, Geno Smith, A.J. Bouye, Kareem Jackson, Jon Weeks, Randy Bullock, Whitney Mercilus, Ben Jones, Brandon Brooks, Duane Brown, J.J. Watt, Ryan Griffin, DeAndre Hopkins, Case Keenum, Joe Flacco, Tyrod Taylor, Pernell McPhee, Josh Bynes, Jimmy Smith, Morgan Cox, Justin Tucker, Sam Koch, and Anthony Levine.

2. Charles Woodson, with 25. Derek Carr, Latavius Murray, Taiwan Jones, Amari Cooper, Lee Smith, Rodney Hudson, Gabe Jackson, Denico Autry, Justin Ellis, Shelby Harris, Benson Mayowa, Mario Edwards Jr, Khalil Mack, Malcolm Smith, T.J. Carrie, Garrett Gilbert, Jon Feliciano, Jack Crawford, Aaron Rodgers, Randall Cobb, Greg Van Roten, Mason Crosby, Casey Hayward, Bryan Bulaga, and Mike Daniels.

3. Champ Bailey, with 20. Malik Jackson, Von Miller, Chris Harris Jr, Aaron Brewer, Matt Prater, Derek Wolfe, Danny Trevathan, Brett Kern, Ryan Griffin, Mark Ingram, Kenny Stills, Jimmy Graham, Cameron Jordan, Senio Kelemete, Terron Armstead, Thomas Morstead, Brandin Cooks, Akiem Hicks, John Jenkins and Willie Snead.

4. (Tie) Calvin Johnson, with 19. Matthew Stafford, Ameer Abdullah, Michael Burton, Eric Ebron, Cornelius Lucas, Riley Reiff, Laken Tomlinson, Kerry Hyder, Josh Byn

The Denver Broncos host the Los Angeles Chargers on Sunday at 2:05 p.m. MST at Empower Field at Mile High. The Broncos—who have won each of the previous two home tilts against the Chargers—are seeking their first AFC West victory of the season.

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• Los Angeles Chargers vs. Denver Broncos | Week 12 NFL Game Preview

• 'It's all going to start this Sunday': As Broncos begin stretch run, full focus is on matchup with Chargers

• The biggest questions that will determine if the Broncos can make a playoff push

• With crucial divisional game waiting after the bye, Broncos look to return to their potential

• Vic Fangio reunited with 'special' Brandon Staley when Broncos face Chargers

• Broncos’ Mike Purcell details broken thumb, acknowledges defense’s stiff test Sunday: “This is not the same Chargers team we faced in the past.”

• Broncos Week 12 Talking Points: Offense’s focus should be on Chargers’ NFL-worst rush defense

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• How can the Broncos beat the Chargers?

• With their season on the line, Broncos face two tough tests in Chargers, Chiefs

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The regular season is (a little past) halfway over and so I’m rolling out my annual midseason awards post. At 6-4 we have a lot to celebrate so far this season, with contributors up and down the roster. Stars and role players alike have stepped up this year to propel this team along what looks like a playoff bound trajectory. This post is meant to give special recognition to some of those players who have stood out and elevated the Chargers in 2021. If you have any ideas for award categories to add, let me know!

MVP: Justin Herbert

We start off with an easy one. Our young QB is building off his incredible rookie season with another brilliant year in which he is top 10 in the NFL in yards and touchdowns. There’s not much I can say about Herbert that hasn’t already been said. He’s amazing, and on this Thanksgiving weekend I am reminded how thankful I am to be a fan.

Offensive Player of the Year: Austin Ekeler

Racking up 4 touchdowns on Sunday Night Football is certainly one way to get some attention. Ekeler is on pace for over a thousand yards rushing, almost another thousand receiving, and 20 touchdowns this season. His importance to the team cannot be overstated, as we’ve seen how well the other RBs have done in relief appearances. Ekeler’s contract is one of the best deals in all of football as he continues to be a major piece of the offensive success.

Honorable Mention: Keenan Allen

Defensive Player of the Year: Joey Bosa

Joey has been his usual destructive self on the defensive line this season despite being double teamed at one of the highest rates in the league. He is in the top 15 in sacks and hits and has made an impact both on the edge and from the interior. Once the Chargers get some serious inside threats, Joey is going to establish himself as an annual All Pro.

The Kassim Osgood Special Teams Player of the Year: Dustin Hopkins

Another year, another season of the Chargers at the bottom of the league in terms of special teams performance. One bright spot is midseason pickup Dustin Hopkins. He is 7/7 on field goals and 11/12 on XPs. The most consistent kicker the Chargers have had in years, he may have returned to his previously elite form.

HM: Andre Roberts

Rookie of the Year: Rashawn Slater

For a team with a decade of bad offensive line play, drafting an all-pro-level rookie at left tackle feels surreal. Slater is a dominant force both in the run and pass game who has more than held his own against

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Fresh Donuts!

Field Goals:

By Minutes: Elijah Hughes (17 minutes) (NO CHANGE)

By Attempts: Marko Simonovic (5 FGA) (NO CHANGE)

For the first time this season in Donuts, field goals didn’t change. This is to be expected, if you think about it. The pool of players to draw from gets more and more shallow as the season progresses – you only get new arrivals when a team signs another g-league player to replace a COVID guy at this point. You can’t re-enter this list. Only 25 players in the association this year have played a minute of basketball without making a single shot: perhaps Gary Clark is the most prestigious among them, which tells you something about the caliber of player here.

3 Point Field Goals:

By Minutes: Rudy Gobert (920 minutes)

By Attempts: Justin Champagnie, Petr Cornelie (7 attempts)

Champagnie and Cornelie both added 1 to their tally, so they leave Khem Birch behind to co-own 1st place. Champagnie is interesting in as much as he’s still perfect at the charity stripe (9-for-9), so you’d expect him to be a competent 3-point guy.

Free Throws:

By Minutes: Paul Reed (142 minutes)

By Attempts: Five players (2 attempts)

B-Ball Paul makes his first-ever appearance on the Donuts list. I wonder if anyone has ever referred to him as “DePaul Reed”, which is what I would have done had I been in charge of making basketball player nicknames. In either case, he’s a fun player, and he’s actually been a decent player this season despite taking a step back in his second season. He rates as about a league-average player as a bench guy.

All 5 of the players leading by attempts have been putrid this season. The “best” of them, Marcus Garrett…is Marcus Garrett.

Missed Field Goals (min attempts 1):

By Minutes: Jericho Sims (58 minutes) (NO CHANGE)

By Attempts: Onyeka Okongwu (4 attempts)

When I was looking at the Atlanta box score a couple days ago, I was a little drunk and thought for a split second that Onyeka Okongwu was Chiney Ogwumike. Not my finest hour, but given the COVID problems the association has been having she can’t be that far from getting a 10-day amirite? In any case, Okongwu has been lights-out from the field in his (definitely his) 14 minutes, adding 2 free throws to his tally. That said, 5 personal fouls in 14 minutes means anger management classes are certainly in his future.

Missed Three Pointers (min attempts 1):

By Minutes: Willy Hernangomez (239 minutes, 2 attempts)

By Attempts: Anthony Gill (3 attemp

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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Hope people still enjoy these posts every year. Back again to update it all (short) offseason long.

Last year's post

UFA - Unrestricted Free Agent
RFA - Restricted Free Agent
TO - Team Option
PO - Player Option
ETO - Early Termination Option
S&T - Sign & Trade

(INT) - Playing Internationally
(FA) - Ended last season not on an active roster

####ATLANTIC

Boston Celtics

Coach: Brad Stevens Ime Udoka

Picks: 45 Juhann Begarin

UFA: Tacko Fall (CLE) | Semi Ojeleye (MIL) | Tremont Waters (MIL)

Trades: Carsen Edwards (MEM) | Tristan Thompson (SAC) | Kemba Walker (OKC)

S&T: Evan Fournier (NYK)

Training Camp Cuts: Ryan Arcidiacono | Chris Clemons | Luke Kornet | Garrison Mathews | Juwan Morgan | Jabari Parker | Theo Pinson

Brooklyn Nets

Coach: Steve Nash

Picks: 27 Cameron Thomas | 29 Day'Ron Sharpe | 44 Kessler Edwards | 49 Marcus Zegarowski | 59 RaiQuan Gray

UFA: Chris Chiozza (GSW) | Jeff Green (DEN) | Mike James (INT) | Tyler Johnson | Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot (ATL) | Reggie Perry (TOR)

Trades: DeAndre Jordan (DET) | Landry Shamet (PHX)

S&T: Spencer Dinwiddie (WAS)

Waived: Alize Johnson (CHI) | Jahlil Okafor (ATL)

Training Camp Cuts: Jordan Bowden | Bryce Brown | Devontae Cacok | Josh Gray | Brandon Rachal | Edmond Sumner

New York Knicks

Coach: Tom Thibodeau

Picks: 25 Quentin Grimes | 34 Rokas Jokubaitis | 36 Miles McBride | 58 Jericho Sims

UFA: Reggie Bullock (DAL) | Jared Harper (NOP) | Frank Ntilikina (DAL) | Elfrid Payton (PHX) | Theo Pinson (BOS)

Waived: Norvel Pelle

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Eastern Conference

Atlanta Hawks (2-2)

• Trae Young: 20.5 PPG, 1.5 REB, 9.0 AST, 1.0 STL
• John Collins: 14.2 PPG, 10.0 REB, 1.2 AST, 1.2 STL
• De'Andre Hunter: 13.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 2.5 AST
• Danilo Gallinari: 12.5 PPG, 6.0 REB, 1.0 AST
• Kevin Huerter: 12.3 PPG, 3.0 REB, 2.3 AST
• Cam Reddish: 11.5 PPG, 2.0 REB, 2.2 STL
• Bogdan Bogdanovic: 11.3 PPG, 2.7 REB, 3.0 AST, 1.7 STL
• Lou Williams: 10.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 1.0 AST, 1.0 STL
• Clint Capela: 10.0 PPG, 10.0 REB
• AJ Lawson: 8.0 PPG, 2.0 REB
• Gorgui Dieng: 5.8 PPG, 5.5 REB, 2.2 AST, 1.0 STL
• Sharife Cooper: 5.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 2.8 AST, 1.0 STL
• Delon Wright: 4.0 PPG, 1.3 REB, 3.3 AST
• Skylar Mays: 3.5 PPG, 1.2 REB, 1.0 AST
• Jahlil Okafor: 3.0 PPG, 2.0 REB, 1.5 AST
• Jalen Johnson: 2.8 PPG, 2.8 REB, 1.0 AST
• Solomon Hill: 2.3 PPG, 3.3 REB, 2.3 AST
• Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot: 2.0 PPG, 1.0 REB, 1.0 AST
• Johnny Hamilton: 1.0 PPG, 2.2 REB

Boston Celtics (2-2)

• Jaylen Brown: 25.0 PPG, 4.0 REB, 3.0 AST, 1.0 STL, 1.0 BLK
• Jayson Tatum: 20.3 PPG, 8.7 REB, 3.3 AST, 1.7 STL
• Romeo Langford: 12.5 PPG, 2.5 REB
• Aaron Nesmith: 10.8 PPG, 2.2 REB, 1.2 AST
• Al Horford: 10.5 PPG, 5.0 REB, 1.0 AST, 1.0 STL, 1.0 BLK
• Payton Pritchard: 10.0 PPG, 3.7 REB, 4.0 AST
• Dennis Schroder: 9.5 PPG, 3.5 REB, 5.0 AST, 2.5 STL
• Theo Pinson: 8.0 PPG, 2.5 REB, 2.5 AST
• Josh Richardson: 7.0 PPG, 2.3 REB, 1.7 AST, 1.0 STL
• Jabari Parker: 7.0 PPG, 1.3 REB, 1.3 AST, 1.3 STL
• Marcus Smart: 6.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 4.5 AST
• Garrison Mathews: 6.0 PPG, 2.0 REB
• Grant Williams: 5.8 PPG, 3.8 REB, 1.8 AST, 1.2 STL
• Sam Hauser: 4.3 PPG, 1.0 REB
• Robert Williams III: 3.7 PPG, 5.7 REB, 1.3 AST, 2.0 BLK
• Enes Kanter: 3.5 PPG, 5.5 REB
• Juancho Hernangomez: 3.5 PPG, 2.8 REB, 1.0 AST
• Bruno Fernando: 2.0 PPG, 1.7 REB, 1.0 BLK
• Ryan Archidiacono: 0.0 PPG, 2.5 REB, 2.5 AST
• Juwan Morgan: 0.0 PPG, 1.0 REB

Brooklyn Nets (3-1)

• Kevin Durant: 20.0 PPG, 6.7 REB, 1.7 AST
• Joe Harris: 13.7 PPG, 2.7 REB, 1.7 AST
• James Harden: 11.7 PPG, 3.7 REB, 7.3 AST
• LaMarcus Aldridge: 11.3 PPG, 3.7 REB, 2.0 AST, 1.0 STL
• Sekou Doumbouya: 11.0 PPG, 4.0 REB, 1.0 STL, 1.0 BLK
• Jevon Carter: 10.8 PPG, 1.5 REB, 1.2 AST
• Cam Thomas: 10.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 1.2 AST
• Paul Millsap: 8.7 PPG, 8.0 REB, 2.3 AST, 1.3 STL, 1.0 BLK
• James Johnson: 8.5 PPG, 1.5 REB, 1.5 AST, 1.0 STL, 1.0 BLK
• Day'Ron Sharpe: 7.5 PPG, 3.5 REB, 1.0 STL
• Devontae Cacok: 7.5 PPG, 1.5 REB, 1.0 AST
• DeAndre Bembry: 6.3 PPG, 4.0 REB, 1.3 AST, 1.7 STL
• Nicolas Cl

Eastern Conference

Atlanta Hawks (2-2)

• Trae Young: 20.5 PPG, 1.5 REB, 9.0 AST, 1.0 STL
• John Collins: 14.2 PPG, 10.0 REB, 1.2 AST, 1.2 STL
• De'Andre Hunter: 13.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 2.5 AST
• Danilo Gallinari: 12.5 PPG, 6.0 REB, 1.0 AST
• Kevin Huerter: 12.3 PPG, 3.0 REB, 2.3 AST
• Cam Reddish: 11.5 PPG, 2.0 REB, 2.2 STL
• Bogdan Bogdanovic: 11.3 PPG, 2.7 REB, 3.0 AST, 1.7 STL
• Lou Williams: 10.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 1.0 AST, 1.0 STL
• Clint Capela: 10.0 PPG, 10.0 REB
• AJ Lawson: 8.0 PPG, 2.0 REB
• Gorgui Dieng: 5.8 PPG, 5.5 REB, 2.2 AST, 1.0 STL
• Sharife Cooper: 5.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 2.8 AST, 1.0 STL
• Delon Wright: 4.0 PPG, 1.3 REB, 3.3 AST
• Skylar Mays: 3.5 PPG, 1.2 REB, 1.0 AST
• Jahlil Okafor: 3.0 PPG, 2.0 REB, 1.5 AST
• Jalen Johnson: 2.8 PPG, 2.8 REB, 1.0 AST
• Solomon Hill: 2.3 PPG, 3.3 REB, 2.3 AST
• Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot: 2.0 PPG, 1.0 REB, 1.0 AST
• Johnny Hamilton: 1.0 PPG, 2.2 REB

Boston Celtics (2-2)

• Jaylen Brown: 25.0 PPG, 4.0 REB, 3.0 AST, 1.0 STL, 1.0 BLK
• Jayson Tatum: 20.3 PPG, 8.7 REB, 3.3 AST, 1.7 STL
• Romeo Langford: 12.5 PPG, 2.5 REB
• Aaron Nesmith: 10.8 PPG, 2.2 REB, 1.2 AST
• Al Horford: 10.5 PPG, 5.0 REB, 1.0 AST, 1.0 STL, 1.0 BLK
• Payton Pritchard: 10.0 PPG, 3.7 REB, 4.0 AST
• Dennis Schroder: 9.5 PPG, 3.5 REB, 5.0 AST, 2.5 STL
• Theo Pinson: 8.0 PPG, 2.5 REB, 2.5 AST
• Josh Richardson: 7.0 PPG, 2.3 REB, 1.7 AST, 1.0 STL
• Jabari Parker: 7.0 PPG, 1.3 REB, 1.3 AST, 1.3 STL
• Marcus Smart: 6.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 4.5 AST
• Garrison Mathews: 6.0 PPG, 2.0 REB
• Grant Williams: 5.8 PPG, 3.8 REB, 1.8 AST, 1.2 STL
• Sam Hauser: 4.3 PPG, 1.0 REB
• Robert Williams III: 3.7 PPG, 5.7 REB, 1.3 AST, 2.0 BLK
• Enes Kanter: 3.5 PPG, 5.5 REB
• Juancho Hernangomez: 3.5 PPG, 2.8 REB, 1.0 AST
• Bruno Fernando: 2.0 PPG, 1.7 REB, 1.0 BLK
• Ryan Archidiacono: 0.0 PPG, 2.5 REB, 2.5 AST
• Juwan Morgan: 0.0 PPG, 1.0 REB

Brooklyn Nets (3-1)

• Kevin Durant: 20.0 PPG, 6.7 REB, 1.7 AST
• Joe Harris: 13.7 PPG, 2.7 REB, 1.7 AST
• James Harden: 11.7 PPG, 3.7 REB, 7.3 AST
• LaMarcus Aldridge: 11.3 PPG, 3.7 REB, 2.0 AST, 1.0 STL
• Sekou Doumbouya: 11.0 PPG, 4.0 REB, 1.0 STL, 1.0 BLK
• Jevon Carter: 10.8 PPG, 1.5 REB, 1.2 AST
• Cam Thomas: 10.5 PPG, 2.5 REB, 1.2 AST
• Paul Millsap: 8.7 PPG, 8.0 REB, 2.3 AST, 1.3 STL, 1.0 BLK
• James Johnson: 8.5 PPG, 1.5 REB, 1.5 AST, 1.0 STL, 1.0 BLK
• Day'Ron Sharpe: 7.5 PPG, 3.5 REB, 1.0 STL
• Devontae Cacok: 7.5 PPG, 1.5 REB, 1.0 AST
• DeAndre Bembry: 6.3 PPG, 4.0 REB, 1.3 AST, 1.7 STL
• Nicolas Cl