18 Hilarious Justine Name Puns

I’m not sure if it’s true or false that he is the Prime Minister of Canada, but that his name is Justin

is Trudeau

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👤︎ u/DutchBlob

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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Canadian PM Justin Trudeau considers changing the name of a province

But the voters are having Nunavut

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👤︎ u/Jazzbandrew

📅︎ Jul 02 2020

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What did Justin Timberlake say when the lead singer of Weezer asked him to name a major peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea?

Crimea, Rivers.

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👤︎ u/underdog_rox

📅︎ Sep 24 2019

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A man named Nicholas Justin retires early from his job at a prominent magazine

At the retirement party, his boss says, "You might be getting to the next stage in your life early, but you'll always be Justin, the Nick of Time."

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👤︎ u/command_block_guy

📅︎ Jan 04 2019

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My sister has a cat named Queso. I told her she should get two more and name one of them Justin and the other Mergencies...

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👤︎ u/BrewsTravelers365

📅︎ Nov 23 2018

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The greatest newborn baby boy name ever.... Justin, because... wait for it.... he's "JUST IN"

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👤︎ u/fyren92694

📅︎ Apr 27 2017

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Back when I lived in New York, I had a friend named Justin, who worked as an NBA clock operator.

We called him Justin, the Knick of time.

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👤︎ u/TheRealCalypso

📅︎ Sep 20 2015

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I wish I hade a contortionist friend named Justin so I can carry him around in a suit case...

... just in case

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👤︎ u/Gr8hous3

📅︎ Jun 28 2016

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My wife pregnant wife asked me what name we should name the baby if it's a boy. I replied Justin...

Just in case

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👤︎ u/firowind

📅︎ Dec 10 2017

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Recently moved to a new place and position for my job. Boss on the first day said "Hey Paul glad you made it, how you liking your new office?"

I said "I think you forgot my name, but I'm a Justin Well, thanks."

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👤︎ u/AintNoSundanceKid

📅︎ Mar 19 2021

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Help me to understand a pun, how I found it quote unquote.

I’ve never seen an old man named Kyle or Justin 🤔🤔

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👤︎ u/Some-MCFC-Fan

📅︎ Jul 15 2020

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A couple expecting a baby girl made a long list of possible names for a girl child, but only one name in the event that they have a boy. They ended up having a boy.

He was named Justin Case.

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👤︎ u/kilokiilo

📅︎ Mar 18 2020

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Mr. Time was ironically always late to his appointments, so to solve this his best friend made a bet with him that if he was late to his firstborn's birth, his friend would name him the most ridiculous name he could think of.

Luckily he arrived at the last second and named him Justin Time

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👤︎ u/impostorbot

📅︎ Apr 11 2020

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So I am going change my name

My first name will be Justin. My last name will be Time.

My wife will be Niko. My daughter will be Bedora, shortened to Bed. That it will always be Bed Time. And then I will go to my wife, coming in the Niko Time. And I will always arrive at events Justin Time. Then, after my family grows, I will have an advanced degree and shock the world by proving that Time is, in fact, relative. Because they are MY relatives.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu

📅︎ Sep 10 2019

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Its all in the name

I told my dad I had a friend with the last name Case. He replied, do they have a brother named Justin?

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👤︎ u/whateverig7

📅︎ Mar 09 2019

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My wife is a worry-wart, and now I think she is cheating on me too...

she is always talking about some guy named Justin Case

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👤︎ u/gooncraw

📅︎ Jan 22 2019

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Did you ever hear of the backup baby?

He was named Justin Case

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👤︎ u/ryburger77

📅︎ Jun 03 2017

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Dad-joked my boyfriend about our new pet today

We recently adopted a rabbit and the shelter had named him Justin. We wanted to rename him and it's since been a running joke since Justin is, in our opinion, not a very rabbit-like name. He was also really skittish and we've been working in socializing with him. So today (day 6) my boyfriend asks me:

"So would you say he is adjusted yet?"

To which I replied, "No, he's a-justin" (adjusting)

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👤︎ u/kubricks_cube

📅︎ Jul 24 2014

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