Dunne Puns

So, we were having a family conversation when the topic of concerts came up. My aunt said the last one she had gone to was the Brooks & Dunn Farewell Tour. Dad chimes in with "I guess they were Dunn"

...Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers!

I was on the phone with my dad tonight and telling him about this subreddit in response to something he had said. He started spouting jokes at me like rapid fire.

Dad: You know what would happen if the bassist from Led Zeppelin went on tour with the drummer of the Beatles?

Me: I dunn-....

Dad: They'd be John Paul Jones & Ringo!! You know who the hillbilly was that discovered the Beatles?

Me: Who?

Dad: Buddy Epstein [Buddy Ebsen/Brian Epstein]!!! Who was the first Beatle to orbit the earth three times?

Me: Oh, my God...John Glennon?

Dad: See? You should post those to your forum! These are all winners, here!

Ron Swanson: Ron?

Ron Dunn: Ron.

Ron Swanson: Last name?

Ron Dunn: Dunn.

Ron Swanson: Is that your name, or are you telling me that you're finished talking?

Ron Dunn: Both.

Ron Swanson: Dunn . . . & done?

Ron Dunn: [chuckles]

1. Troupe of mimes starts a performance, turns to me: "Quiet! I wanna hear this!"
2. Drum line guys walking around afterwards: "Why don't you take your drum and beat it!"
3. Local art store named O'Dunn's: "Have you finished the painting yet? Are you o' dunn?"

All I could do was laugh and roll my eyes