Tempeh Puns

A list of puns related to "Tempeh"

If two vegans get in an argument

is it still considered beef?

Told by my 12 year old brother, he got poor reactions from my siblings but I assured him the joke was well done.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/artyboi37
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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It was annoying when our local shop stopped stocking my favourite almond milk. It was even more frustrating when the tofu was removed as well.

If it carries on like this, Iโ€™m really going to start losing my Tempeh

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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An argument between two vegans is not called a beef...

Just two people with bad tempehs.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VoteLymanZeigler2020
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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