A classic dad joke from Blackadder Goes Fourth

Blackadder: I spy, with my bored little eye... something beginning with "T".

Baldrick: Breakfast!

Blackadder: What?

Baldrick: My breakfast always begins with tea. Then I have a little sausage. Then a egg with some little soldiers.

Blackadder: Baldrick, when I said it begins with "T," I was talking about a letter.

Baldrick: No, it never begins with a letter! The postman don't come 'til 10:30!

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