I found myself bereft at the chaos that run through the winding streets of China town. The horror

The wonton destruction.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TommyW-Unofficial
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I wasn't aware my boyfriend was father material.

For clarification, Forest Hill is an elementery school in our town.

Anyway, we were driving to go get pho, and I was joking about his sister getting kidnapped because she's on a trip to China.

Him: Oh! Speaking of kidnapping, did you hear about the kidnapping at Forest Hill?

Me: No?! When did that happen?!

Him: It's okay, he woke up.

He kept chuckling pridefully to himself that he came up with that joke for a good ten mintutes.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The_Infragilis
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 14 2014
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