Taipan Puns

A list of puns related to "Taipan"

A single drop of venom from inland taipan can kill a fully grown elephant.

I am glad that I am not a fully grown elephant

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👤︎ u/sniper_2000
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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They got my blood type wrong on the test results. It was typo. (credit to my husband)
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👤︎ u/Medium_Efficiency742
📅︎ Jun 11 2022
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